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Dumb Girls with Smart Phones

The amazing number of 18-24 year old dumb girls with smart phones that will instantly take their clothes off and take pictures of themselves in their bathroom and bedroom mirrors while their clueless father is downstairs watching home videos of when she was 3 and learning how to jump rope.
Guy A) Dude...why are are there suddenly so many pictures of hot girl next door types all over internet. Either showing off their tits, or licking each others tits?

Guy B) Dumb Girls with Smart Phones, dude. It's awesome.
by Comics Nut December 11, 2011
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smart feller

a respectable smart person..... never to be confused with "fart smeller". pottytime3 is a faggot
john just sold his house to buy a crack rock the size of a bowling ball, he's a smart feller
by b-rock January 27, 2005
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Smart alec

Someone who tries to correct everything such as evedyday simple slang
Dad:Everyone put on yur seatbelts
Son:It wont go in
Dad:Thats Ok we'll be there in a second
Son:Its been 10 seconds dad
Dad:Stop being a smart alec
by Broski400 January 29, 2014
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Smart Smack

The word you say whenever you see a Smart Car and follow up with a palm push/hit to a person's body, preferably on the head. It's similar to the idea of a "punch buggy" or "slug bug", but in a newer version.
Person 1: (sees Smart Car passing by) Smart smack!

(palm push to Person 2's forehead)

Person 2: Ah, you got me there! Ouch...
by Faithr April 26, 2010
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smart like tractor

Term used to describe one who is monumentally stupid.
Cleatus is smart like tractor - burned his ball sack trying to light his farts with a propane torch.
by Rod Brock July 24, 2006
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Smart Blond

An unpretentious female with blond hair that is not only good looking but can keep up with any intellectual pursuits.
Watch out. That smart blonde can kill you in a game of scrabble.
by ceo1 April 7, 2010
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smart attack

Suddenly coming to one's senses by forgoing a contemplated course of action you might later regret.
We were on our way to buy more liquor when I had a smart attack, turned the car around, and called it a night.
by Admiralllll DQ January 9, 2009
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