Pasty Smasher

A pasty smasher is often an overweight jobless person who frequents Greggs, Pound Bakery or any other cheap food establishments.

They can often be found wondering around town centres, eyes glazed over whilst clutching the familiar blue and white paper bag, with most of the food they are eating smeared around their faces or down their clothes.

They typically interact with other groups of pasty smashers, commonly with conversations about how immigrants have took their jobs, before talking about how the DWP has sanctioned them again for failing to turn up to an interview at poundland.

It's like the walking dead round here, I can't walk more than ten metres without having to walk around a pasty smasher.

by AnonymousTrevor November 15, 2018

Smash Ya Pasty

Smash Ya Pasty is a slang word of North East England origin which means a man will have sex with a women very well,so much that the women will feel like there vagina has been literally smashed.

"man,i smashed her pasty so bad yesterday, she shit everywhere....kept shagging her though"

"c'mere ho,mi gona smash ya pasty rotten"

by Marc P November 2, 2008

Smash Blast

A football-based game involving kicking a ball against a wall competetively. This game can accommodate limitless players, however anymore than 10 would be impractical. Smash Blast is often shorted to SB.

Hey Mavis, wanna play Smash Blast?

by AW94 October 22, 2010

hyland smash

hyland smash is when some one loses their virginity to someone who has a huge ass and looks like a irish metrosexual(healy).

hyland smash.damn i dont normally brag but i smashed.

by bigheadhealy June 14, 2010

smashing pumpkins

A very good alt-Rock band of the late 80's and early/late 90's. Fronted by Billy Corgan who did vocals,James Iha played guitar, D'arcy Wretzky played bass, and Jimmy Chamberlin played drums. It has been a rumor that ever since the group started the band has had tension between them, musically or personally, nobody really knows. And how they lasted for as long as they had is unknown as well. But they are a band that had left an influence on Rock. they touched upon arena Rock that had never been fully touched upon in the 70's. Most people just like their early albums such as Gish,Siamese Dream and Mellon-Collie and the Infinite Saddness. I love these albums but I think their later efforts such as Adore and Machina are very good and complex albums even though they didnt stay true to their original sound. It just proves that the Smashing Pumpkins are a very talented band and can manipulate any genre of rock music. Billy Corgan has one of the most unique voices in Rock and his influence in the smashing pumpkins will be missed.
Also, BILLY CORGAN KILLER ILL KILL YOU DONT DISS ONE OF MY FAVORITE BANDS.

Smashing Pumpkins albums:
Gish
Siamese Dream
Mellon-Collie and the Infinite Sadness
Adore
Machina:The Machines of God
Machina II:The Friends and Enemies of Modern Music
Note: Machina II was never released in stores if u want to get the tracks of this album you have to search for it on the internet.

by smp fan January 11, 2005

burnam smash

A ballerass overhead/volley shot that dominates in tennis matches. It's known to be unreturnable and scores like I do in a room full of hot bitches.

Oh my god... did you just see that burnam smash?!! His opponent didn't even have a chance.

by a nefarious characters June 9, 2010

Smash Till Dawn

To stay up all night and play Super Smash Bros with AI or friends. These STD meetups are sometimes used as training for competitions where a player is expected to perform for lengthy periods of time.

Bill: Hey, you have any STDs coming up?
Andy: Yea next week;

Bill: Its not gonna be just you and me, is it?
Andy: Nah, I got 2 other peeps that will Smash Till Dawn with us.

Bill: Koo

by SilentStorm July 29, 2009