Firstly, the man receiving the blow job eats pineapple for a week to prepare for the Piña Colada Slurpee. Secondly the partner giving the blow job chews pineapples and drinks coconut water, keeping the mixture in their mouth. Thirdly: blow job to completion, the giving party swallows the cum, pineapple, and coconut water mixture while the receiving party breaks a coconut open on their head to signal completion of the Piña Colada Slurpee!
Yo! My girl gave me a Piña Colada Slurpee last night, it was tight! But I think I gave her a concussion... don’t try and break a coconut on anyone’s head. Ever.
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When a girl or guy proceeds to give you brain with ice in her mouth and letting it melt thus creating the "slurpee" noise
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