slunching

Characterized by extremely eroded posture. The act of completely disregarding anything even approaching acceptable or naturally appearing posture.

That Stephen Hawking is always slunching.

by Penelope Cash February 12, 2009

skunching

The skill, no, art, of having sexual intercourse with any other human being, in any orifice, by penetrating the opening with either your nose (if it is big enough), or the nose of a clown mask that the pitcher is wearing. Used commonly in conjunction with krumping.

"I totally was krumping, and I did a backflip and I accidentally skunched a bitch!" skunching

by Will Mayo May 10, 2006

Slurging

Slurging is procrastinating by using Facebook. Happens to the best of us.

I was hardcore slurging last night, I did none of my homework.
procrastination facebook

by Cat Daddy9 June 11, 2011

Slurking

When someone slithers and lurks

Look at that nibba slurking

by Clout Up October 20, 2017

Slaunching

verb

To move rapidly in any direction, usually upwind, in order to not be offended by one's own stench.

You may have showered at someone else's house, Jill, but it's just a matter of time before you come slaunching back to me.

by Mikey the Sub-Genius December 13, 2017

your a muppet for searching this up

no you seriously are bro

your a muppet for searching this up bruv

by you are a muppet September 11, 2020

Slurping

when a guy eats out a girl in the 69 position after a guy has ejaculated in the womans butthole or vagina

Gale was slurping some chick in Spain when he realized his friend had ejaculated inside her the night before

by urbdic69 October 1, 2012