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the greasy snowman

The sexual act of sticking two rocks/buttons/drawing black circles onto the buttocks, one on each buttock. Once in place, a carrot is coated in lubricant and shoved into the anus to complete the greasy snowman.
Guy #1: "Yo, tried the greasy snowman with my girlfriend last night."
Guy #2: "Dude, that's disgusting. Did you hurt her with the carrot?"
Guy #1: "We didn't try it on her."
by The sexual snowman November 6, 2011
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Do you want to build a snowman

It's a way of secretly asking if you want to make out with the asker and eventually have sexual intercourse.
He: Hi there!
She: Hey, long time.
He: For sure. What are your plans for this weekend?
She: None. Do you want to build a snowman?
He: FINALLY!!
by GOIENmv January 9, 2019
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Snowman's 'Tache

After the male has expelled the majority of his semen in what ever manner he deems fit the remaining load is squeezed out along the top lip of the recipient, giving them a creamy mustache like that of a snowman.

Inspired by milk promoting posters typically found on the sides of buses and starring Rupert Grint (Ron Weasley)
"Gave the wife a right snowman's 'tache last night, she looked like she'd been guzzling a pint of milk!"
by Lazarou Monkey Terror February 29, 2012
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Slowmentum

The opposite of “momentum". Someone who instead of speeding up, slows down.
You're the definition of slowmentum.
by Loltrain14 October 30, 2015
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Snowman Jizz

A shot consisting of:
Rumple Minze
Rumchata
Kahlua
&Cream
I just had a hankering for snowman jizz, so I just had to ask the bartender for some.
by Drunksiblings March 4, 2016
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snowman 69

when any combination of two men or trans-women get in a 69 position and do a line of coke of each other's cocks.
dude, last night i met this hot brazilian tgirl and back at her place, i did a fat snowman 69 before going to town.
by thedexter July 27, 2018
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Slowhand

A guy what takes his time, favourite of Mae West and many other women
"I want a man with a slowhand
I want a lover with an easy touch
I want somebody who will spend some time
Not come and go in a heated rush
I want somebody who will understand
When it comes to love, I want a slowhand"
-The Pointer Sisters
by Pinball King March 11, 2023
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