slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway

Literally, slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway.

Why the fuck is my computer slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway!?

by DancingWolfs December 12, 2013

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slowhead

a slowhead is a person who has been taking way too many drugs and takes like an hour for them to form a sentence.

1: I... Want... To... Go... To... Mac... Don... alds...
2: Fuckin slowhead!
1: what?...
2: *sigh...*

by Purpose Inc. May 14, 2017

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Slowee • slower lower • slowneck • slowie • Slowseakow • Showee • slowed and reverb • Slowery • Slowest Common Denominator • Slowest-er

Slowmeir

A person that is very slow

is that slowmeir?

by slowmeir June 9, 2018

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Slowkey

The act of wanting to do something lowkey but slowly taking you’re time(or with time) to get to it.

Friend: there’s a cute guy over there, you should go talk to him

Me: i should but ima do it slowkey

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Slowkey leaving a party because it sucks.

by Spooked000 January 16, 2019

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One whom lies about everything, incessantly tags a certain tv personality on Facebook, loses large sums of money by getting catfished online and always keeps a pen clipped to his or her shirt around the neck area all while having Cookie Monster eyes.

That boy is butt hurt and becoming a slowver wit his bitch ass

by Ole Dirty Bastard February 7, 2019

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