slothic

a very lazy, but stubborn goth who lives a nocturnal life.

'wow, that goth is so lazy! she was up all night partying and still looks hot! she is so slothic.'

by slothgoth July 3, 2006

Slothing

When an abnormally slow and rotund girl takes her way with you against your will.

"How was the party, bro?!"
"Dude! Bannah Hanker spiked my drink and slothed me!"
"Yeah man, she has a reputation for slothing!"

by bananaslices May 13, 2013

Slothing

Being slow in the sack.

Honey you were really slothing in bed last night!

by McBady June 20, 2014

Slothing

When you are hanging all over someone like a sloth hangs. Especially in a guy/ girl that doesn't want anything to do with you.

Look at that girl slothing all over Richard.

by Amandaisloves February 10, 2017

slothing

When you hug someone somewhat similar to how a sloth hugs a tree.

'I'm slothing you so tightly right now'

by takemymedicine June 25, 2018

Slothing

The act of hanging onto one others body when too intoxicated to stand on your own.

“Bro, look at Jordan slothing on Zack, he took 8 shots of 151 ten minutes ago and he’s completely wasted”.

by PastyLabRat June 30, 2018

Slothing

When one or more people make plans to hang out and spend quality time together, but spend their time watching other people do activities on a media screen. This action often coincides with copious amounts of eating and extensive periods of sleep. This phenomena is a cycle, with food gorging leading to apathy and loss of consciousness. Once consciousness is regained the cycle begins anew. Many individuals who enjoy slothing often augment the experience with excessive vaping in unventilated quarters. The suffocating clouds of vaping coupled with the stenches of unwashed, sweaty feet, work socks, shoes and stagnant, unattended food receptacles completes the ideal environment conducive for slothing.

Example One:

Delivery driver: Wow! Six separate deliveries to your house in the same day! You guys must be having a party??
Slothing person: No, my Fet Life partner and i are just having a standard afternoon of slothing.

Example Two: Person walks into friends house. He immediately notices a stench and two large not moving lumps on the couch in the darkness, a tv screen the only light. He asks his friend, what is that?? HIs friend replies, The two lumps are my my rooommate and his girlfriend. The smell is from them, they've been slothing all day.

by Heavensmouth October 8, 2019