A First Person Shit your Pants (FPSP) game where you walk around in the woods at tortoise speed with the shittiest flashlight in the world, all while being stalked by the Slender man. The goal is to find 8 pages scattered "randomly" throughout the woods. Seriously, it's scary as shit, but it is an awesome game. In just a few minutes it creates a horrifying atmosphere and it's FREE!
*Guys play Slender*
Guy 1: "Aww shit man, I really don't wanna go in that bathroom. I think he's right behind me!"
Guy 2: "Why the fuck is there a public restroom in the middle of the woods?"
Guy 1: "Aww shit man, I really don't wanna go in that bathroom. I think he's right behind me!"
Guy 2: "Why the fuck is there a public restroom in the middle of the woods?"
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It abduct kids. There are some footage of it in the Internet. But it's not clear that what the figure is.
It abduct kids. There are some footage of it in the Internet. But it's not clear that what the figure is.
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A Roblox Slender is normally seen as a tall male wearing multiple spiky hairs and faces such as stitchface, sinister, and playful vampire. Their clothing ranges from things like hoodies to suits to even showing some chest and tattoos. Some Slenders are looking for mates, others might just be trolling as Slenders, and some might just wear the outfit for fun or because they like the way it looks. They range from ages 8 to maybe even 60 depending on who you're messing with. Some Slenders can be jerks, but others are pretty kind and make amazing friends. They are also most commonly seen with a C&P(copy and paste)which is most likely their girlfriend, and if that's not the case you might have encountered a rare Slender. You might think that all Slenders are the same but despite all the bad ones out there, most of them now extinct, you might just find a Slender who opposes all of your thoughts on them.
1.) "Omg is that a Roblox Slender? I haven't seen one in such a long time! It's nice seeing one once in a while. I'll go talk to him, maybe he's friendly!"
2.) "Slenders dont desrve to b here, get out trash, u suck, go buy a life with ur mommys money >:V"
2.) "Slenders dont desrve to b here, get out trash, u suck, go buy a life with ur mommys money >:V"
by FluffyCroissant May 26, 2021
Get the Roblox Slender mug.A paranormal figure originating on the website Something Awful. Made famous on creepypasta, and from the game Slender, and YouTube series Marble Hornets. He is easily distinguishable by his black suit and lack of facial features. Others have said the face was too horrible to describe, yet almost all accounts agree that he has no eyes. He is incredibly tall and thin and can grow his arms to inhuman lengths. He is sometimes shown with tentacles, which he uses to hypnotize people. Anyone who has seen him even once cannot escape. It is unclear what happens to his victims (usually children). It is thought that people who see him go insane and become incredibly paranoid. Several people have committed suicide after seeing him.
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A Corporate Sonderkommando is a person who seems to be unaffiliated with any business interests, usually a politician, who advocates the selling off of perfectly functional state owned assets, under the guise of innocuous sounding beliefs - such as 'market-liberalization'.
Whilst appearing like you and I and promoting all sorts of improvements to how you and I can live, the Corporate Sonderkommando (C.S.) actually works for large businesses and corporations, secretly if possible. The C.S. only exists to promote the interests of these financial institutions. The main consequence of the actions of a C.s. is a repeated attempt to take money from the poor and give it to the already rich. Like Robin Hood in reverse.
Best thought of as a Sociopath In Sheep's Clothing.
The effects of a C.S. upon society is extreme : After the C.S. led one-time sell off of profitable state-assets has completed, the taxes collected from big businesses curiously goes down rapidly and is replaced by increased taxation of the general public, despite their relative earnings decreasing at the same time. In no time at all 60+ hour work-weeks become normal and your children become unruly strangers.
Tell-tale signs of a C.S. are the, usually false, assurances that they make in advance of wreaking major damage to the poorer end of society :
"Competitive market places lead to lower prices"
"I believe in a small government"
"The only good market is a free market"
"Success and social promotion are not some right that anybody can claim after queuing at some government office. It is better: it is a right, a right that one can merit because of one's sweat."
see also : Sonderkommando chickenhawk two faced traitor sellout Con-artist politician robin hood
A Corporate Sonderkommando is a person who seems to be unaffiliated with any business interests, usually a politician, who advocates the selling off of perfectly functional state owned assets, under the guise of innocuous sounding beliefs - such as 'market-liberalization'.
Whilst appearing like you and I and promoting all sorts of improvements to how you and I can live, the Corporate Sonderkommando (C.S.) actually works for large businesses and corporations, secretly if possible. The C.S. only exists to promote the interests of these financial institutions. The main consequence of the actions of a C.s. is a repeated attempt to take money from the poor and give it to the already rich. Like Robin Hood in reverse.
Best thought of as a Sociopath In Sheep's Clothing.
The effects of a C.S. upon society is extreme : After the C.S. led one-time sell off of profitable state-assets has completed, the taxes collected from big businesses curiously goes down rapidly and is replaced by increased taxation of the general public, despite their relative earnings decreasing at the same time. In no time at all 60+ hour work-weeks become normal and your children become unruly strangers.
Tell-tale signs of a C.S. are the, usually false, assurances that they make in advance of wreaking major damage to the poorer end of society :
"Competitive market places lead to lower prices"
"I believe in a small government"
"The only good market is a free market"
"Success and social promotion are not some right that anybody can claim after queuing at some government office. It is better: it is a right, a right that one can merit because of one's sweat."
see also : Sonderkommando chickenhawk two faced traitor sellout Con-artist politician robin hood
European examples of Corporate Sonderkommandos are : Benito Mussolini, Margaret Thatcher, Tony Blair, Silvio Berlusconi, Nicolas Sarkozy.
Usage : 'In my opinion, Tony Blair is a Corporate Sonderkommando.'
Usage : 'In my opinion, Tony Blair is a Corporate Sonderkommando.'
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