Spitzered

Getting so drunk you forget to put your porn collection away leading to it's discovery in the morning.

Mike: The old lady's breathen down my neck.

Ike: I told you to quit getting spitzered.

by Mbob March 20, 2008

Slizzard

The answer to every problem on Earth. It makes everyone happy and cures world hunger. But it could also lead to scary stuff like #NellinTheFire

Tom Cruise thinks scientology is the answer to all, but if he Slizzard then he would know he is wrong.

Hey Annette!
Yes Lincoln?
Wanna #slizzard and go to the #HushHushParty at Brock University?
YES I DO!

by #SlizzardWizard August 29, 2010

slizzard

a dude das drunk like i always am haha

Before I leave the house, i'm slizzard on a goose,
And i'm higher then a plane, so a nigga really loose

by shawnlll July 27, 2006

slizzarted

Being extremly high and drunk on a week night. Typically on Monday, Tuesday, or Wednesday.
Slizzard+Retarted=Slizzarted

Last Monday I was so Slizzarted I missed my first two classes.

by smo7436 November 1, 2010

Slizzarean

Cesarean + Slizzard = Slizzarean
To sober up (after a big night) or going to the toilet whilst/after drinking.

I think i'll need a slizzarean after drinking all that goon... shits fucked aye!

brb, going to go have a slizzarean.

by Danger* April 21, 2011

Slithered

To get drink

I’m getting so slithered to night just like a little snek!

by Jake06219198 June 19, 2018

slizzard

A southern Ohio term for a slutty girl.

Damn Sarah give good head. She's a dank slizzard.

by Real Heady Krizlo September 29, 2005