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The Slippery Javelin

N. Where a woman is kneeling down with her back towards her partner and manually masturbates him over-the-shoulder style. First attempted at a Texas MFA program.
At first I thought my lover was turning around to leave. But it turns out she was just getting into position to give me the slippery javelin.
by parralax42 December 9, 2010
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Slippery Brick

Insult used by Irish dairy farmers in the mid-eighteenth century to imply that someone was like butter (aka slippery, as in untrustworthy). Kind of a catchall insult similar to « fuck you! »
Ye took my cow, ye slippery brick!

I canna believe ye slept with Connor’s wife, ye really slipped his brick.
by a_bigyoshi December 3, 2021
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Slippery bob

Slippery Bob his true name is Brian Fritz Runs a YouTube channel named @network126

he scams

he hoards

he screams try living my life
by The Leif Harald May 26, 2023
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Slippery Muffin

When you drink milk out of a woman's vagina during oral sex.
The Slippery Muffin is my favorite activity to do with my girlfriend after a long day of work.
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Slippery Taco

When you are fucking a girl doggy style and diarrhea comes out her ass, then slides down, lubing up her pussy.
1. My lady's pussy is so dry, last night I made chili just for the glimmer of hope to get a slippery taco.

2. It's not a real slippery taco unless there is a piece of corn hanging on to his nuts when he pulls out.
by DaXymbiont May 20, 2015
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Slippery Cactus

While at the gym, you proceed to do bench press with a difficult weight on the bar, as your attempting to do it you shit everywhere and begin to cry
Last week at the gym, that slippery cactus was overly creative
by Bouy Stantefeld December 4, 2003
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Slippery Penguin

When a man's "penguin" becomes so slippery due to liquids-oil, water, semen, saliva, etc.- that females have difficulty operating upon the phallus.
"Ah man dude, I had such a Slippery Penguin last Night that that bitch slipped off like twenty times"
by Mr.Slippery April 30, 2010
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