Slinging mayonaise

Phrase used to describe the act of masturbating.

Person 1: Hey, why is the camper rocking?

Person 2: Wait a minute. Who the hell is slinging mayonaise?

Asian: No idea. but whoever it is, stop.

Person 1: Yeah beating off with a bunch of guys is lame

by longboarder870 May 4, 2009

shindingle

to be cheated out of

He promised us beer! Damn, we've been shindingled

by SHINDINGLED August 3, 2010

sliding into the dms

Trying to slide into a girls private messages

sliding into the dms is something Gary does to make himself feel better

by KnottyCanadian November 3, 2017

Slinking

The word has multiple meanings and tends to be thrown around a lot. It can be used in the following context:
a. when a person is with another person
b. when somethings tends to swish awkwardly up and down
c. when someone is being sneaky

a. I heard she was slinking around with Garret the other day
b. My track spandex are slinking as usual
c. I saw some infants slinking around in the woods today

by santa anna April 30, 2008

Slinging Rope

(V.) the act of extreme ejaculation that is so high powered it looks like you are shooting out rope. Common between large lapses between ejaculations.

Following his dry spell, Hays was slinging rope on her a minute after she was naked.
He slang (past tense) rope for so long that the bitch almost drowned in the nut.

by Blocboy JBR June 2, 2018

Slinging the sausage

To apply penile organs to a willing recipient.

"Dude! He was totally slinging the sausage with that girl from the bar last night!"

by runner0128 March 3, 2015

Hash Slinging Slasher

The act of putting french fries in your partner's anus and having sex with them anally and eating the fries out of the cum filled ass.

I gave Jill a hash slinging slasher last night, she enjoyed it.

by Iron Tager February 6, 2010