Mexican Sausage

A female lays down on a bed or flat surface face up. The male fists a taco (or any other Mexican food) into the females vaginal cavity, the male cums into the females vagina and mixes it with his Sausage (penis). After this step the male scopes up the taco with his sausage (penis) and spoon feeds the female.

Both sides of the sexual experience will receive a high levels of satisfaction. (Can use Anus for homosexuals)

"Wow john that was a great Mexican sausage, your an amazing cook," *winks*

by Mexican gardener November 20, 2015

sausage and tang

Sausage = penis
Tang =pussy

Yoo did you get sausage and tang las night

by Iverson, white August 20, 2016

Blood Sausage

A stubbornly inept and incompetent person; particularly a coworker who continually does tasks the wrong way, despite having been shown the correct way numerous times. Generally sloth-like in behavior and appearance, yet perks up willfully when prompted by the presence of those in charge.

"I have several guys I work with that are just lazy blood sausages that do absolutely nothing. To boot, they bitch when they have to work. I have actually witnessed people purposely sabotaging jobs to get out of working them. So I stopped complaining about my 'blood sausage' co-worker's lack of abilities, as I realize it's going to keep me needed around here..."

by Dr. Angela Wallenbrock August 11, 2008

sausage mitten

A tight vagina.

She felt like a sausage mitten.

by slonob February 1, 2004

Sausage Candle

Sausage candle. if u listen to Glass Animals you probably know that sausage candles are the best choice of lyrics in history. You take ze candle and put ze sausage in it and then worship the sausage until you dramatically summon Dave Bayley as he will bring u more candle sausage.

“Smells good up here
Yeah, it's the candle, yo it's uh
Sausage candle“

by _junip3r January 27, 2021

Juggling sausage

Providing handjobs to multiple males simultaneously.

The Catholic school girl invited all her guy friends over and demonstrated her affinity for juggling sausage.

by Retrix November 5, 2010

Sausage Stew

When you show up to a hot tub, only to have it be seen that there are more then just one overweight man, but a few of them and no women.

-Doesn't always need to be overweight men.

Hey dude wanna go in the hot tub with me?

Nah, Man it's a "Sausage Stew" in there!

by DiabeticMikeM February 1, 2010