selling cats

Prostitution.

Did you see that birdman over there? He was selling cats!!

by sameopet January 21, 2013

Selling wolf tickets

Talkin s***. Writing checks your ass can't cash?!

Are you going to show me a fade or are you just selling wolf tickets?

by Big Daddy ad June 14, 2020

armadillo shell

state of the scrotum sack when cold temperatures and or when you step out of the shower and the room temperature is colder than temperature of sack resulting in hard 1 to 3 in thick nut sack shell

I stepped out of the shower this morning,and my wife noticed that I had a severe case of the armadillo shell.

by david possum bottom January 20, 2011

Shell Shock

A slang term for "post-traumatic stress disorder". A condition which often occurs for those who have been in active combat. Can affect the body in various ways, but can be treated.

He was suffering from a serious case of shell shock after 'nam.

by Xerxes November 11, 2004

selling hotdogs

When one ventures in public with their zipper down. Though geared towards males, the term can be applied to either gender.

Hey dude, you have a license to sell hotdogs? No? Then zip your fly up, bro.

by Amanda and Trey June 27, 2005

no-sell

Acting as if something never happened, or acting like something is not as major as it really is.

Undertaker no-sold the dust that Booker T threw at him.

by Red Shifter May 21, 2004

Turtle shell

The really annoying things in mario kart that fuck you up really bad. They come in three different types:green, red(or brown), or blue. The green ones aren't so bad they just fling around stupidly. The brown ones, you should watch out for.
They seek the person in front of you and fuck them up. The blue ones automattically go to the player in 1st place.

"I was in first place, then fuckin yoshi threw a red turtle shell at me and I got fourth."

by thecrazyone1104 June 12, 2008