Shit me sideways with a screwdriver

Something to scream when you stub your toe or headbutt a doorframe

*Stubs toe*
"SHIT ME SIDEWAYS WITH A SCREWDRIVER"
*walks on like nothing happened"

by Legitnotspam March 29, 2015

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Sideways Canal Drop

1) A disgusting sexual maneuver involving 2 or more very gay men. The maneuver begins by enlarging the anus of one of the gay men (gape). This can be accomplished with a very lare penis or an inanimate object, such as a baseball bat. Once the gape has been achieved, the gaping anus is elongated by inserting two hands and pulling in opposite directions. This elongation of the gaped anus creates the "canal" which is essential for the next part of the maneuver, the drop.

See also: Canal Drop, Upside Down Canal Drop

Dave loves a good sideways canal drop on the weekend.

by Ballzbaldwins November 30, 2011

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sideways asshole

A person whose mouth looks, smells or sounds like an asshole.

This sideways asshole is in my back seat humming danny boy.

by adonisvonwhiskysnob January 20, 2019

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the sidewayz burnoutz

A bunch of bored winos who would rap and beat each other up while listening to Hip Hop and even wierder shit. While jumping skate boards, tagging, getting jumped for talking shit and having fun. There are homeless assholes who had the luck or charisma, I dont know to get a ufo and hit the road. They dont have enemies but that doesnt mean much because if asked they will say fuck every one. They are all intellegent but continue to make dumb ass decisions. They are cool and loyal but also haywire and irrational. They like to take shrooms and piss on peoples front doors. They are not the toughest but they arent alone either. They spaek back wards in code and have psychic powers to win the lottery. they live in sewer pipes and pracitice cannibalism and worship money. They have girls called the BURNETTES who dont like the groupies and get jealous and start shit. Also see sideways Burnout underground hip hop fat caps ghosts samurai subgenius

the sidewayz burnoutz are invisable with ninja skills son.

by levitate and see ghosts August 21, 2008

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