Simmons

When a person in a group a dissapears at random a moment with no clue to where they have dissapeared to or how long ago they left.

where has he/she gone? He/she seems to have done a Simmons

by richandrhys January 25, 2010

homer simpson

The model of every father in the world. Possibly the greatest father in history.

Lisa, just because I don't care dosen't mean I don't understand.

by bigtones September 11, 2004

Simphony

A group of simps. Typically consisting of friends or individuals who are all simps.

Little johnny and his friends play with a female gamer who isn't particularly good at the game, but they make her feel like shes a champion. Power of the simphony.

It's a fucking simphony in here.

This girls stream chat is a literal simphony.

by Pollozz July 8, 2020

Pull a Jessica Simpson

Losing your fiance (or spouse in her case), gaining 40 pounds and not showering. Used in the television show Glee.

Pull a Jessica Simpson :

Finn: Sometimes I wish I could be more like coach. He pulled a Jessica Simpson - you know, lost his fiance, gained 40 pounds and stopped showering - and everyone acts like it's totally normal.

by Gleek1993 May 18, 2010

Jessica Simpson

Hot as hell but dumb as fuck!

The two extremes.

by Luka June 21, 2004

oj simpson

A man who gets a aquitted by a jury that "doesn`t believe" in DNA.

Person 1: "Yo man DNA said OJ Simpson did it."
Person 2: "Pfft. What's DNA? Fucking racist, that's what."

by CJDUB January 30, 2008

Richard Simmons Gay

Richard Simmons Gay is an adjective used to describe something that is horribly, flamingly gay. Like a guy wearing leather chaps with his bare ass hanging out.

This phrase is not meant to be homophobic, so it should only be used to describe something that really is blatantly homosexual in nature, like Richard Simmons.

Oh my god, that is gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, Richard Simmons Gay.

by dex007 June 4, 2004