Simer

Sexy, fine ass girl with the tightest piss flaps you've ever seen.

Bendy from yoga and firm taco from kegels, this chick is rockin.

Can be a bit of a tongue whore.

If you're about to munch on some tight cootch, and that girl's got some fine pussy, you say, "girl, I want to destroy your fine tight ass simer with my tongue"

by D*unit* February 4, 2010

simmer them nipples

meaning calm down when talking to a female or a guy that acts gay.

girl: "WHAT MOM!? I'M ON THE PHONE!"
guy: "damn girl, simmer them nipples."

by express2012 March 8, 2010

Smilers

"Smilers" means the Miley Cyrus fans who will never leave her whatever she does.

NERD: I HATE MILEY!!!!
SMILERS: WE LOVE MILEY YOU B*TCH
*BURNS NERD*

by Yoh mawma June 8, 2014

simmer

To let something slowly "cook" in your mind.

She let thoughts of him slowly simmer in her mind.

by Angie Pangie September 18, 2005

smilerrhea

What you get when you politely smile when something is not funny for an extended period of time.

I was at a taping of tosh.o and got smilerrhea

by actionless jackson June 22, 2012

Simpery

Simpery is a crime that you can commit by simping for anything .

"You have committed Simpery by simping for someone "

by Cralast August 20, 2020

Simerly

Future ruler of the world as you know it.

Lord Simerly, what will you have me do?

by Simerly January 29, 2004