Discipline the Simian

Discipline like spank, and simian as "relating to an ape or monkey." So it's a fancy way of saying "spank the monkey"

Dave: "Yeah, I saw that guy, he looked pretty hot."

Chris: "Fuck yeah. Excuse me I think I need to go uh...discipline my simian if you know what I mean."

by Clint November 5, 2004

Simian Infernus

Scientific name (in binomial nomenclature) for the Thermomonkey.

The Thermomonkey, simian infernus, is a flying, flaming monkey.

by Simian Infernus July 17, 2009

Seminal Reaction

The explosive reaction from over stimulation of common activities

This Digiorno pizza was so good I had a seminal reaction in my pants.

by NeoRage211 September 9, 2010

Freshman Seminar

(n)-a class most freshman in Californian high schools take, it is also known as pregnancy prevention class depending on the teacher. Freshman Seminar is supposed to teach of the resources you can use throughout high school and the reasons for doing it. It tells of the many careers you can take and the backup plans you need but it succeeds in being an annoying class you text your friends to help get you out of. A class that allows you to spit, fight with the teacher and write your name in Greek.

T: Anyone of you can father or mother a child, happens all the time. You know how expensive babies are. The milk...
B: That's why you breast-feed.
T: The clothes...
B: That's why you shop at the Dollar Tree.
T: The experience of a baby nagging at you.
B: That's why we have Freshman Seminar.

by Brittney Sade August 20, 2008

similaic onomatopadjective

A part of speech that combines a simile(comparison using "like" or "as"), a onomatopoeia(word that imitates a sound), and an adjective(describes a noun). Relates a quality of something while denoting a sound associated with that thing.

"Wow, did you see that silver Corvette, it was like VROOM!" (VROOM would be the similaic onomatopadjective in this case)

by Roatha March 9, 2005

Samina

Samina usually has dark brown hair and brown eyes and braces. Most of the Samina's come from either Denmark, Saudi Arabia and Iran. She is an very beautiful girl and has a personality everyone appreciates! She is an wonderful girl, amazing, intelligent. If she starts liking someone she will fight and keep liking them no matter if anyone else likes that person. She's usually a person who's friends in a group of 5 or more. Most guys might find her weird and ugly, but some really like her but show they hate her.

"Hey Samina omg you're so lucky! everyone likes you"
"Omg Samina the hottest guy in school likes you"

by Saeed June 8, 2018

shimina

Another word for female genitalia.

I'd like to check out her shimina.

by shimina October 9, 2008