Simab

A woman highly confused about what shoes to wear.

my wife just simab-ed and I had to wait three hours in the car.

by sooo-do-nymph July 24, 2012

Sima

Sima, a kind crackhead that offers anyone some weed or cocaine.
She usually is friends with a Leonie.

Wow....that’s a Sima...

by Ching Chong ree March 18, 2019

sijia

Sijias are the best bros a homie could want. They are strong and extremely attractive. Though he may look Asian, he is actually the whitest kid on the block. Though maybe not the smartest out there, he will never give up on what he really wants. Sijias are party animals and can chug their own body weight, sometimes to the point that not even the cops can stop him from dabbing.

Person 1: Did you hear Sijia dropped out of school?
Person 2: oh no Sijia? I thought that was Joao

by RiggedBanker March 1, 2018

Captain Simian and The Space Monkeys

MIDI based Grindcore band composing of a group of gibbons.

Also an unsuccessful mid-90's cartoon.

"Captain Simian and The Space Monkeys sure do suck."

"Yeah."

by King Kweh September 10, 2005

Discipline the Simian

Discipline like spank, and simian as "relating to an ape or monkey." So it's a fancy way of saying "spank the monkey"

Dave: "Yeah, I saw that guy, he looked pretty hot."

Chris: "Fuck yeah. Excuse me I think I need to go uh...discipline my simian if you know what I mean."

by Clint November 5, 2004

Simarpreet

Usually a very hilarious and good-looking boy. He is really talented at education and sports. He is good at most things but like everyone he has a weakness. He is someone you want to be friends with, he is extremely kind and has really positive thoughts. He deserves a lot in life as he is such a perfect person. If you are friends with him pat yourself on the shoulder and tell your parents you have done something good in life. If you hate him you are a absolute nonce.

"Wow what a Simarpreet!" He is so sexy and cute.
Im friends with Simarpreet he is my best friend!

by Oliver and Rahul December 10, 2019

Simian Infernus

Scientific name (in binomial nomenclature) for the Thermomonkey.

The Thermomonkey, simian infernus, is a flying, flaming monkey.

by Simian Infernus July 17, 2009