Silas

Silas is a guy that buys you anything you want and he cares about you and when your cold they take there jacket off and gives it to you.

Girlfriend: Hey babe, why don't you treat me like a Silas?

Boyfriend: If I'm not a Silas then get one.

by Female Alpha K15 May 31, 2018

Sigmasexual

When you are so confused to like only memes and no people. Gen Z memes

Person 1: Wow that boy is so wacky...he is watching only memes
Person 2: Duuuh he is sigmasexual

by BibaLoba69 July 10, 2021

Shmastered

Adjective: A state of being drunk; so drunk that It controls all future actions and functions of the body from the point of being shmasterd.

I was so shmastered last night that i pissed on my backback in the kitchen then passed out in the bathtub.

by The Carpdizzle July 23, 2009

shmasturbating

The act of masturbating while taking a shit.

Johnny just came back from shmasturbating n the bathroom.

by Matthew Kessler October 22, 2013

samash

A unique person a leader driven inspirational and can easily Inspire others. Amazing at doing something and making it look easy. A queen. A people person if she wants to be. Destined for great success. A great person to look look up to. Has the most elegant and peaceful pair of eyes. Gorgeously bright smile. Once you know her you'll love her personality. Caring. Sometimes a cry baby. Stubborn. Easy going or laid back. Drama free. Funny, fun, crazy. And always ready to throw hands.

Ashly Wow. Samash is amazing I can tell we are going to be good friends.

by Lover boy 81 November 30, 2017

Silas Parrott

He is really sweet and super caring. He is very cute and has an awesome body. His personality is to die for. If you saw him with little kids you would fall fast. You will end up liking him and realize that you have absolutely no chance with him. He always friend zones you, but he is still willing to hang with you. He likes to watch the Office and Danny Duchan. An idea for a birthday present is one of those hoodies that says ¨practice safe sex¨. You will try and get over his gorgeous ass but there is no possible way too. There is just something about him that you cant resist. His horoscope is a taurus and ive found out that taurus matches well with scorpios. So if your a scorpio go find you a Silas thats a taurus because he is a freaking keeper for sure. Oh and did i mention that he is the most genuine guy you can ever meet?

Me: okay fosho... im over silas. i have no chance anyway
snapchat: ¨new snap! Silas Parrott¨
Me: oh shit. here we go again. i kinda wanna be more than friends

by parkviewjr1026 September 15, 2020

sigmascoins

Mori kinnie🙄☝

sigmascoins is a mori kinnie.

by Shawty☺😩🙏 April 8, 2021