shavecrastination

1. The absolute lowest form of procrastination.
2. a sign of an insurmountable workload.

Me: "I can wait another day... I doesn't look that bad!"
God: YOU SIR ARE WRONG

...shavecrastination, yo.

by Carl Dahlhaus October 4, 2011

Swãveá

Smooth; can refer to a hairstyle. Pronounced swa-vay.

Girl 1: Dang, Joe's got some swãveá hair!

Girl 2: His hair is fine!

by SwaggySwagGod May 16, 2014

Wee shaver

A state of being young or inexperienced

"Back when I was a wee shaver, I can remember doing that thing that was hilarious but reallly dumb, oh ho ho, what were we thinking."

by Llardy January 1, 2012

taco shave

The process of removing hair from the female pelvic region resulting in a fiery sensation of the beef curtains, taint and anus.

After prepping for her honeymoon, Marla had a wicked case of taco shave.

by Mike Honcho-Munson April 10, 2017

patrick shwavy

1. When you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born.

Yooo lets get patrick shwavyd lol its lit

by Patrick_Shwavy_ December 16, 2019

shavery

word to describe wood shavings

man: so if saw dust is powdery, wat is wood shavings?
woman: shavery??

by Satan with a Perm April 21, 2010

shwavy

shwavy has no exact definition it is the embodiment of cool in a person therefore making a person shwavy or the essence of cool in an action therefore making the action shwavy shwavy is a mood, description, and a life style

This kid is shwavy
YOOOOO that was shwavy

That rap was shwavy

by |DD.|33 April 28, 2010