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Mushroom Shaped Bruise

The moment after release during oral sex a man will pop his member on the females forehead two or three times resulting in a red/purple bruise in the shape of a baby bella mushroom. Thus marking your territory as a well hung cullinary master.
After she blew me I gave her a mushroom shaped bruise and marked her for life.
by Col. Kilgore October 9, 2011
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Love shape

Corresponding or relating to the amount of people in a sexual relationship, more than 2
"There's so many people in that relationship I'm not even sure what their love shape is anymore"
by John Dorigami February 8, 2020
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wine glass shape

When a female has big breasts but a flat ass
Guy 1: Damn she got some tig 'ol bitties
Guy 2: But look from the back, she got a wine glass shape
Guy 1: Aww shucks Mr.Moseby, that's a shame
by AsainBoyYesAsain February 8, 2017
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I can tell by the shape of your head

A term used to suggest that someones whole life/personality can be determined merely by their appearance(The shape of their head). This is not alluding to the fact that archeologists actually can determine a lot about someone by the shape of their head; This can be done just by looking at them.
Look at yourself, I can tell by the shape of your head that you are a bitch; everyone can.
by xGUNy September 2, 2019
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Shapoopi

The girl who is hard to get. As seen in the long-standing well received musical "The Music Man". Contrary to popular belief this term was not coined or conceived of by Seth Macfarlane.
Shapoopi, Shapoopi, Shapoopi, the girl who's hard to get
by thauber June 13, 2010
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Ben Shapino

A Ben Shapino is when you try to penetrate someone with a flaccid penis unsuccessfully. Named after Ben Shapiro
Ben Shapiro Ben Shapinos his doctor wife. This is why her pussy is never wet.
by ADrone13 August 15, 2020
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throwing shapes

1) to dance really, really hard
"Man, did you see Jennie throwing shapes at the party last night? She was so hot!"
by kth12 September 23, 2014
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