Shukes

A feeling in your stomach that causes a person to puke and shit themselves at the same time, usually brought on by a stomach bug or food poisoning.

After eating some bad seafood, Jonny was in the bathroom all night with the shukes. It wasn't pretty.

by jonnywells February 20, 2010

Shuke

When you find yourself in the ill-fated situation where you are shitting and puking at the same time, periodically having to choose which should go in the toilet. This is usually due to food poisoning, but may be caused by other illnesses or excessive alcohol intake.

"Major shuke-fest all over the bathroom last night after I ate those crab wontons."

by shukefest May 22, 2010

shuke

Throwing up while simultaneously making a bowel movement. Usually associated with the flu or accute intoxication.

Facing imminent erruption from both ends, it was clear to T.J. that he could not decide between the two. He had no choice but to shuke.

by N. Betts February 3, 2005

Shakedown

A means of exacting revenge where an individual snoops through another's computer with the intention of ousting a hidden porn collection and informing the public at large of its existence.

"What are you doing on my computer? Is this a fucking shakedown?"

by zomgba December 14, 2008

shuke

A compromise of keeping clean one area, while making a mess of another

If you have to shuke, what do you do first? Sit on the toilet, or stick your head in the toilet?

by gio May 27, 2004

shukadunk

The extraordinary ability to dunk a basket ball and slap a girls ass at the same time

Micheal jordan performed the very first shukadunk with his wife.

by big dawg dan April 19, 2009

Shuke

A state whereupon you must shit and puke simultaneously, thereby rendering each task impossible until the desire to shuke dissipates.

I drank myself stupid, I was on the porcelain throne at 3am holding a bucket and trying not to shuke.

by the odd house October 22, 2010