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Shrek

Shrek is a fictional green ogre who has become a meme and has become alive because of the memes. Nowadays, he is the listed in USA Today as the Shrexiest Man Alive 2019.

Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
Lord Farquaad is a nasty bowl-cut ogre-h8r. He is not shrexy. He is the opposite. He is Farqugly.
Shrek is married to Mrs. Shrek. She is a pretty shrexy lady.
Lord Farquaad was defeated by Shrek's shrexiness and his amazing succable ears.
Oh my Shrek, I love Shrek 2! It is the best movie to me.
Shrek is so much cuter than that Farqugly man; That Farqugly man does not have succable ears.
by 6PP9 May 2, 2019
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Our true lord and savior. He was put on this earth to save us all.
At the end of time Shrek will rain down and take us home.
by KornBoi June 11, 2019
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He represents hope and courage in times of sorrow. He is the light that shines brightly, leading us through life.
Praise be to shrek
by Danny De\/ito August 28, 2019
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A majestic prophet, who Jesus prays, he will butt rape you at night and it is The ultimate experience, Shrek thinks onions have layers, so they have layers. He once said that ogres can lay down a beat.
My life has a new front

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Shrek cleansed by rectum
by DaddiesCumming September 10, 2019
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A unit of time equal to an hour and thirty minutes.
Example 1:
I'm going to take a nap for about a shrek

Example 2:
Person 1: How long's the movie
Person 2: About a shrek
Person 1: Are we just watching shrek again
Person 2: ...Maybe...
by generalofnerdia March 10, 2018
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Shrek is dad
by The real once-ler April 27, 2020
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He said to me "Shrek is love, Shrek is life" And I totally agree with him.
by Spade and Shade September 22, 2020
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