shillacking

Failing to accomplish a goal despite spending a huge amount of effort on lies and dirty tricks.

Hillary really took a shillacking in the election. I guess that $6 million she paid to astroturf Reddit and start fights at Trump rallies didn't pay off?

by ColonelCluster November 9, 2016

shoelace technique

tie ur dick in a shoelace while it's still on ur foot and stomp on the ground as hard as possible.

nigga i cant walk now thanks to the shoelace technique

by tnginanggagopota March 5, 2018

Barrel of shoelaces

To be useful in any situation.

Wow that guy was a real barrel of shoelaces! He helped us alot!

by douggie886 January 24, 2011

Shoelaces

Someone that is sucking up their bosses arse so far that all you can see is shoelaces hanging out of the bosses arse.

Dude 1:Where's Johnny?
Dude 2: Being shoelaces.
Dude 1: how'd you know?
Dude 2: look at the bosses arse when he bends over.

by Banksy29 January 12, 2013

Shoelace Belt

What skateboarders use as a belt, but is slowly being turned into something "trendy."
People believe that it's just a trend when it really is not.
True skateboarders will know that a shoelace belt not only keeps you from sagging to much, but also allows freedom of movement for positioning during tricks (trust me a regular belt will dig into your sides), it also is used for replacement of snapped skate shoelaces.

Bro1: "Dang it bro, I just snapped a shoelace trying to back three that sketchy set."
Bro2: "Don't fret man, I got you on lock with my shoelace belt."
Bro1: "Right on. I can never skate when my shoes are loose."

by Johnnygetsilly January 26, 2011

Shllama

To drink heavily.

To be heavily intoxicated.

Synonym for Alpaca, a mix between a sheep and a llama.

Wanna shllama this weekend?!

I was so shllamaed!!

We went to the zoo and stroked the shllama.

by Sexy Charmed Queen August 7, 2011

swollaf

swollen as fuck.

"I worked out yesterday, I'm swollaf"

by nickRMMSMSMR January 28, 2013