Shmonoger

its a sex organ that a queer has. It is made up of 2 balls and a vagina.

1)wow whata queer he must have a shmonoger.
2)did you get that ointment for my shmonoger its been red for several days.

by 69gynecologist69 June 14, 2011

Shmoning

When a couple disappears for an extended period of time to do naughty things

Oh. They're in the bedroom shmoning again, they'll be awhile.

by lewlou January 27, 2015

samonia

Someone with a whole heart, samonia means two moons which means that samonia is a brave heart person that cares more than you can think

Someone is a samonia

by Samonia December 10, 2020

Shlong

When something is both short and long.

That dachshund soo cute, he's shlong. (Short and long)

by Aikaa desu December 7, 2021

Long shlong silvers

The sexual act of sticking your cock in a long john silvers fish sandwich

Me and m’alady wanted to spice up the bedroom so when I pulled out the long shlong silvers needless to say she came instantly

by JackpotOnSpeedDemon March 20, 2021

Shmonkey

The ultimate killing machine. The agility of a money, with the power of a shark. Two words combined = shmonkey

One swung down from a tree and bit me. God damn shmonkey. shmonkey

by save_the_shmonkeys November 21, 2010

Samona

Beautiful, Courageous, Intelligent, Melaninated Queen, Undefined, God-Fearing ,

Samona Tuck is a beautiful black girl, that succeeds through faith and courage.

by RealBlackGirlMagiiic December 21, 2016