shmeat

Amalgamation of "shit" and "meat", animal tissue engineered in a petri dish, sponsored by PETA, supposedly with the aim of replacing meat for consumption.

"Shmeat is such a horrible name, it sounds like what you get when you cross shit and meat." -- cdog, offalgood.com article comment


"If it looks like an egg yolk made of blood, it's shmeat"

by Andariel Halo March 17, 2009

Sheanderthal

A sad, regressive woman who buys into the nerdrage concept that women actually aren't as good as men. Often marked by insecure proclamations that she "isn't a feminist" or thinks that women really should get "back to the kitchen." Generally harbors deep resentment for happier and more confident women as well as an abiding self-hatred.

Obnoxious dude: "Get back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich lol lol"

Sheanderthal: "Why that's so clever! My goodness, it's so true that women belong in the kitchen! Damn feminists trying to encourage equal pay and such nonsense."

by RedReplicant September 12, 2010

shmanks

A way of saying thanks. A mix between shank and thanks and man, instead of saying thanks man. or tanks.

"I love you shoes! Where did you get them?"
"Shmanks. My grandmother made them from cowdung."

by imjusthangingout November 2, 2009

Shmang

Shmang is the combination of two slang words for sex. "Smash" and "bang"

Joe : Did you have sex with that fat chick last night?
Bob : Not only did I have sex with her, I shmanged the sh*t out of her!

by mindwarped March 23, 2011

Shmeah

a word you use when your talking to someone and you know what you want to say but, you dont want to say it out loud so everyone can hear it.

guy 1: "ouch!!! Son of a shmeah!!!"
guy 2: "what? what happend?"
guy 1: "i stubbed my toe"

girl : "your stupid"
guy : (mumbling)"shmeah you"

by the chad rules June 26, 2007

shmankmen

another word for cum or jizz

dude, last night i sprayed shmankmen all over her face

by handcock jones April 16, 2009

Shamean

(SHah-mEEn)

Originating in central California.

Fun new way to say "you know what I mean".

"I'm just trying to eat this whole pizza, shamean?"

by Dirlee August 25, 2013