Maro Shampoo

Macro Shampoo is a kind of good shampoo from Japan. It makes your hair volume go up.

Use Maro Shampoo when talking about Maro Shampoo.

by U r Fat Mama Fat May 8, 2019

Shampoo

A creamy goo used to clean a person's hair it also makes it feel & smell good

Kaylee : Hey Kiersten thanks for letting me use your Shampoo this morning!
Kiersten : No problem I noticed your hair was a little greasy!
Kaylee : No!!! I Had just ran out I wash my hair everday!
Kiersten : Whatever! Last night Jake came for me 3 times it must be my new Shampoo I think it really stimulates his penis!
Chad : Wow Kaylee I never noticed how sexy your hair was til today wanna come up to my office and let me cum for you?
Kaylee : Sure Chad maybe after work you can come to my place and Shampoo my hair!
Chad : You know Kaylee this could lead to a promotion for you!
Kiersten : Damn't Kaylee! You took my sexy Shampoo this morning! YOU BITCH!

by SlopNChop June 7, 2018

Shampoo

When you drink a LOT one night, and then the next day you drink a little but get very drunk. Just like when you shampoo and you just use a little bit and get tons of suds.

I only drank a beer but I shampooed from last night. I'm wasted !

by Oshkosshbygosh April 28, 2014

Dirty Shampoo

You are taking a girl from behind and just as your about to cum you pull out, blow your load in her hair and start to massage it in like your washing her hair.

I gave that girl a dirty shampoo last night.

by argyle pimp January 14, 2007

shampoodaphile

a man who enjoyes inserting his penis in shampoo bottles.
As shampoo bottles are very thin at the opening this usually means that the man has a tiny pecker.

Ronald- "man i had the best shower this morning, but i ran out of shampoo, what a bummer!"

Malcom- "oh, when i run out of shampoo, i just shove my dick in the bottle, isnt that what everyone does?"

Ronald- "dude thats bloody wierd, you must be a shampoodaphile and thus have a small nob, init."

by jamalshamali September 1, 2009

SHAP

Shap = Shit + Happens. However, SHAP can be used in conjunction with other words or acronyms, like, Shapadoo, Shapadon't, Shapado etc. SHAP + anything is possible, like, Shapallelujah. The possibilities with SHAP are endless, so have fun.

Guy #1: Dude, my girlfriend just broke up with me last night.
Guy #2: SHAP!

by FjordIsABaller April 19, 2014

shaap

"shut up" with an asian accent

Shaap, you're talking too much.

by da zilla September 30, 2003