shaffi

a budgie killer or a bokat

shaffi is killing adit or im a shaffi

by joe October 20, 2008

shmiffy

A substitute word for great, cool, kickass, or awesome. You my also say shmiffyest.

1. "Wow this stuff is shmiffy!"
2. "Dude I am the shmiffyest."
3. "That would be so shmiffy if school got canceled."
4. "That guy is the smiffyest guitar player."

by yO maMa 678 December 19, 2008

shmuffin muffin micmuffin

The love of my life, something you call your boyfriend to make him smile

I call my boyfriend kevin shmuffin muffin micmuffin

by ashlenrae July 25, 2011

A Shaffer Meltdown

A mental meltdown of epic proportions. Usually associated with otherwise extremely successful business managers/owners. Characterized by blaming others for self-inflicted pain caused by poor planning.

A manager shows up to work in the morning to find all his employees have quit and has to calm a pissed off client. Later that day finds he has no plan to fix his problems, and proceeds to blame the distict manager for his problems while assuming the fetal position and murmuring for his mother. This individual would be said to have experienced A Shaffer Meltdown.

by chillaxin-mo September 23, 2012

Jake Shaffer

A meanie butthole who will try to control your life and act "depressed" and has sex with fat red heads. Do not date a jake ladies or gentlemen

OMG! He is such a jake shaffer! Don't trust him.

by Lindyt33 November 16, 2018

shwaffle

To laugh uncontrollibly, usually used in instant messaging.

my buddy corey was telling me this great joke today and it made shwaffle so hard.

by bomquesa November 26, 2007

Shmuffin

A way of covering up saying the word 'shit' around parents, teachers, priests, etc.

"Holy Sh...muffins!" or "Oh, Shmuffins!"

by Roji October 13, 2006