Shlub

A pitiful guy, or sometimes girl, who may spill on himself a lot. One that makes mistakes, clumsy. Has a hardtime gettin' ahead. Winner of a Darwin award. Alt spelling: schlub

The poor shlub...he didn't know it was loaded.

by GaelicSpeakingSheepDude April 10, 2009

shluh

1.slut
2.annoying
3.silly
4.lame
5.boring

"You're such a shluh!"
"Stupid shluh"

by Hoe and Beau April 17, 2003

Shlub

A fat lazy person who doesn't care about anyone but themselves.

Person #1 are you gona help me clean
Person #2 nah you can do it ur self
Person #1 ugh shlub

by HASHBROWN47 March 20, 2015

shlumsack

vinegary smelly balls. like when you wake up in the morning after your morning wood and you go to feel your balls. and pull your hand out and smell it. you think to yourself... what the hell did i dip my balls in? a combination of Indian food wrapped in a baby's used diaper or some sort overly expired vinegar and chlorine? and then you realize no. i forgot to take a shower last month.

dude did you get a wiff of his shlumsack?
yeah that was pretty figity.

omg i just got a huge wiff of someones shlumsack!
how expired was it?
id say atleast a few months.

two girls talking:
and the worst part about it was his smelly shlumsack.
how bad was it?
atleast a few months.

by Big Mac or Mac Attack June 29, 2008

shlumpadinka

1.)a woman who has completely given up on herself; unstylish.

Mom, please don't go to the grocery store dressed like a shlumpadinka.

by M.E. Mangin April 10, 2008

shluppy

A nickname you give a lovable/ funny person.

Can also be associated with Hayley.

-"Hey Shluppy, I miss you! Call Me!"

-"I'm gonna call you Shluppy now."
"Why?"
"Cuz your just sooo awsome!"

by Original Shlup-master H-izzle November 28, 2006

shlux

shlux is a word that can be used anywhr for nythn at nytym... say instead of fuck , or shit etc ...

shlux off , wt the shlux ... shlux u ...

by R.jay April 15, 2008