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Shoveling the driveway

When you lick the cum off a girls back.
The other night I came so much on Sally's back I was shoveling the driveway twice!
by Fridge Eyes February 5, 2010
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Shit Before Showering

A lesson some people may have to Lear the hard way. When someone has a really bad shit but then has to take a shower ( usually during Shit, Shower, Shave time.) and while taking the shower, they must endure the smell of poop for however long their shower is.
Dude 1: damn it smells in here! Next time I'd better shit before showering.
by Hempn March 2, 2010
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shittering

a combination of shivering and jittering
the dog was shittering because it was nervous and cold at the same time
by sciencegirl October 14, 2009
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servering

a term commonly used by offshore it support staff to say a server is up and running and fully functional with no issues found. this term has been widely adopted and slowly being used by international it services companies.
"the server is servering"
"the server has bluescreened and unable to continue servering"
by Dudebro5000 June 4, 2013
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humor snipering

If someone in a group says nearly nothing all the time, let others discuss things, just waiting for the perfekt moment to throw in a gag, you can call this behavior humor snipering.

Most of the time followed by a surpised reaction or laughter (not slaughter, that's the difference to real snipering).

Humor snipering is regarded as a high art by some people.

Also known as Gag snipering
A long discussion about a problematic family structure is going on, about what the problems in the family are and why there are so many suicides.

Person 1: As you can see, the communication has never been very good in this family. Suicide is no communication.

Person 2 (nothing said so far): Yes it is, it's non-verbal communication!

(Followed by a lot of breath-ins and gasps, laughter too)
What Person 2 did was "humor snipering"
by dna4ever42 July 26, 2009
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savering

Savering - verb. (saver, savered) To stare at your computer screen without doing anything for so long that the screen saver turns on.
"Work is so boring. I have been savering almost all day."
"I savered a few times because nobody has called the help desk all day"
"I haven't been able to focus on anything, I just sit at my desk and saver"
by seiryuu December 10, 2008
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Shittering

Using Twitter or 'tweeting' while you you on the shitter "toilet".
I do most of my shittering in the morning while I take my morning dump.
by ladyonspencer June 26, 2009
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