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shartstorm

A sudden, burdensome amount.

Interchangeable with shitstorm but as a more polite term. Often used to describe a very large amount of something as a problem (or otherwise negatively) that arrived (or otherwise was made present) mostly at once.

Often, the supposed shartstorm will be due to an initial event that causes it, such as an idea that catches on fast once learned that it's allowed -- or a question is asked that is most certain to provoke loads of comments.

Many who find swearing unacceptable in their own speech, will use shartstorm as a technique to express the shitstorm concept more politely.
A: It sure is quiet today in the gift shop.
B: Just wait until the tour guides are finished -- then there'll be a shartstorm of guests.

Blog: Thanks for the submission to the blog, Reader A. We love submissions!
Blog Readers: We didn't know we could submit entries..
Blog: Yes! Please do!
Blog Reader A: inb4 shartstorm

Synonyms: Crapload, Assload, Pantsload, Buttload, Shitstorm
by thehomeland February 21, 2012
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Shitster

That one mother fucker who is never around and always stirs up shit and creates pointless beef between people who don't even know each other or are mates. They do this in hope to receive attention as their parents don't love them. (Also claps after plane lands or a movie ends).

Examples: saying someone is talking shit, making up rumours about who got head from who, someone is fucking someone else, etc.

In general being an absolute fuckhead who's opinion has zero value and has no mates.

Also know as a shit stirrer as they stir up shit and create unwanted and unnecessary beef.
(Person 1 ) The Shitster: "Yo Bazza is talking shit about your cut, bro. " *Lying wanting Person 2 and Bazza to have beef or fight*
Person 2: "Oh yeah he wants some?" *Thinks person 1 is telling the truth*
Person 3: "Nah, 'Shitster' is just making shit up." *Sorting out the bullshittery of the shitster*
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shit storm

n. Figuratively, a huge downpour of shit; not to be confused with an actual dump as experienced by a headshitter
Dude, I fucked up large. Now I'm gonna face a gale force shit storm!
by D'emon November 7, 2002
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flying shit storm

its where you take a rolled up pair of clean or dirty socks put the end that has the opening into your spread ass cheeks fart hold for there for 3 seconds until stank has set in throw at your target stank will disperse on impact
chris got rachel & bitchface with a flying shit storm.
by Dustin Wrather December 1, 2009
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shitstomper

One who takes a dump in the shower, then spends the next several minutes stomping it down the drain with his/her foot. This term is particularly relevant when the shit log squeezes up between the toes during the initial stomps.
The toilet was broken at our hotel so I had to pull a shitstomper.
by Slubba April 12, 2005
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Shutstorm 2013

When the Republicans in the US House shutdown part of the US Government, because the US Senate would not pass legislation to delay or eliminate all or parts of the Affordable Care Act. Extreme incompetence applied with extreme arrogance. Shutstorm 2013 is the theme of Jon Stewart's Daily show coverage of the crisis.
In 2010 the Tea Party Candidates ran on a platform of creating millions of jobs. On October 1, 2013 they created Shutstorm 2013 which eliminated over a million jobs, and are well on their way to creating the next depression, if Obama and the Senate does not eliminate the Affordable Care Act.
by mlhiss October 8, 2013
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shit storm

A euphemism qualifying a noun with a greater sense of intensity rather than as plainly stated.
After this past census, there's been an ongoing debate over gerrymandering by elected officials. This underlies the shit storm of controversy over who stands to gain by redrawing the new district lines.
by dumb ironworker January 21, 2007
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