simposter

A simp who takes a female streamer's username before she can claim it.

"That's not her. That's not her in-game nickname. So that's just a..."
"That's just a simposter!"

by Nesano September 16, 2020

Shitbuster

The bathroom version of a ghostbuster. Shitbusters flush any toilet that still has shit in the bowl. Shitbusters that flush leftover urine in toilets and urinals are called pissbusters.

I just saw a shitbuster flush all the toilets in the public bathroom at my local McDonald's.

by Tako#2739 June 17, 2021

Shitpost/Shitpost status

A short funny video that usually makes very little sense or none at all, and the only reason you laugh is because it is so overwhelmingly dumb.

*sees a video on elevator lore in 3x speed and 144p quality*
"Oh that's a Shitpost/Shitpost status because it is overwhelmingly dumb"

by Based zelda nerd. January 10, 2022

Shitpost advertising

An ad made by or to appeal to gen z. Live a shitpost but as a ad

Dave: did you see that Taco Bell ad
Micheal: the shitpost ad?
Dave: YES! That was perfect shitpost advertising

by Gawk gawk bitch December 25, 2021

shitpost

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Psycho: fmuo funny lol obamna amnogus sussy sus balls FUNMY!!
Random bystander: What the hell is this guy talking about? Is this a shitpost or am I having a stroke?

by Ballfondler #1 fan August 21, 2022

Shitpaste

When you take a massive slimy shit in a toothpaste bottle then make someone use it.

Yo! Did you see how disgusted john was when I gave him some shitpaste?

by Pokeymandude October 29, 2022

shittosser

When a guy jumps off the diving board in mid air pulls his shorts down and squirt a flying shit at his girlfriend

Me did a double flip shittosser at the ol bag one right on her back bullseye!

by Speedsmoker69 April 21, 2023