Sheldon

That one whitewashed black friend that refuses to admit his more white than black and gets tight when told his white

(white) Friend: "Yo dawg what u tryina grub on

Sheldon: "I'd be down for a salad"
(white) Friend: "Yooooo Sheldon, ur more white than I am I wouldn't even get a salad"
Sheldon: "chill yo I'm dark skin hood nigga."

by RealSlime24 November 1, 2019

Shildoe

A dildo covered in shit mostly because it's used for anal satisfaction.

Shildoe- "Damn i found jims mom's shildo, that thing is covered in shit like a chocolate covered pretzel!"

by Fred in red August 22, 2008

joel sheldon

very sexy person

hi sexy joel sheldon

by leejay123eaq46 June 6, 2022

Pulling A Sheldon

when a boyfriend is "talking" to a girl that isn't his girlfriend

girlfriend: "Oh my god! my boyfriend is cheating on me! look at the texts he sent to this other girl!"

friend: "wow, that bitch pulling a sheldon."

by boompowlala November 28, 2012

sheldon

HE is short but strong he is a fuckboy and where his hat every where and his number is 555-227-8222
he is also rich

look at that guy hes a sheldon

by call that numder January 15, 2020

shilton

Rank ass girl with a NASTY mustache!! Nobody want to get with her or be friends with her so she cruises main everynight in her shitty car! But you can get it waxed for $13.00.

Sometimes my boyfriend tells me, "damn I wish I could grow a shilton!"

by Butchesssssss June 23, 2010

Sheldon

A guy who is probably bisexual and has three close friends. They will always have your back no matter what and will always make you laugh through the hardest times.

Wow he has cuffed jeans and three friends that must be a sheldon

by Jaxon green December 7, 2019