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Diversity Shield

When something is bad, but critiquing said thing isn't possible due to the diverse actions or portrayals that occur within.
A: I was bingeing shows on Netflix during Corona and I watched a really bad one called Another Life.
B: What's so bad about it?
A: Pretty much everything. To make sure it wasn't me I went to watch some reviews and noticed that any of them that didn't like the show will get people talking about how diverse the cast is or that there's a female lead.
B: But the shows still shit?
A: Oh yeah, but you can't say shit since the makers used their Diversity Shield to divert any genuine critical debate.
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hipster shield

When a hipster or other self-centered person admits to having little talent or that their behavior is unacceptable in a joking manner intended to make it "ironic" and, thus, "excusable".
John put up his hipster shield by telling us he's a terrible guitarist before mangling it for the the next half hour.
by Derek Rollergasm July 10, 2012
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riot shield

A piece of shit the CS dev team made. Commonly used by llamas to block vents and small passages, like the vent in cs_assault.
by Anonymous October 11, 2003
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raven-shield

rainbow six 3 : raven-shield is the best game ever.
i disagree, i think it is a very good game but i think donkey kong is the best game ever.. donkey kong sucks...u know what YOU SUCK!
by nig April 6, 2003
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stink shield

Any solid piece of material that can be erected between you and the source of a putrid scent to avoid having your nostrils burned.
That guys armpits smelled like taco meat, so I had to use my stink shield so I wouldn't gag!

My boyfriend ripped an assblaster fart under the covers and held them down as tightly as possible hoping my stink shield wouldn't fail me this time!!
by Italian Snarks October 30, 2007
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Shart Shield

An absorbent material placed inside the underwear or between the butt cheeks to catch and absorb an unexpected shart.
"Man, I was at the mall today and I squeaked out a fart, which then resulted in a shart. Good thing I was wearing my Shart Shield!"
by Horray4Sharts October 17, 2009
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locked shields

When two dudes sleep with their asses facing each other in the matter to avoid any other aroused persons accidentally penetrating them during their sleep
Bill and Bob locked shields as soon as they went to bed
by moon69shine November 18, 2015
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