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Sementia

A mental condition whose symptoms include obsession with semen, semen hoarding and confusion.
Shelly had such severe sementia, she had to rent out a storage unit just to store the jars of semen she stole from unsuspecting men.
by CockMaster 5000 September 13, 2014
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semen wizard

A Semen Wizard is a male who has a powerful and sexual social dominance on the internet. The equivalence of an Alpha Male for the internet where physical appearance is not visible.

Semen Wizards are found on sites such as Twitch where an anonymous chatter can seduce a female streamer and use his internet wisdom to profoundly interact with her, unlike others who yearn for their attention.

Females can also be Semen Wizards if they are female streamers who can gain a large number of males to become obsessed with them sexually. They are known by this term because unknowingly, many males are masturbating to them and on sites such as Twitch, they do not need to perform sexual acts to induce this behaviour.

Semen Wizard is a term coined by the Skitz Npcs (an Australian metal musical group) in their song of the same name.
"That streamer was a semen wizard, the entire chat was asking to fuck her."
"Wow, that guy in the chat is a semen wizard, why is she so obsessed with talking to him? I think they might fuck."
by jimuser11 September 24, 2019
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Semen striker

When two men are erect and play swords with their penises then cum on each other.
The male strip club had a lot of semen strikers ready for use
by Kupakeep123 May 19, 2021
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Snarly sheen

To do massive amounts of coke
I snarled so much blow last night they call me snarly sheen
by Snarly bah November 30, 2011
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Charlie Sheen

Legendary party animal. Gets the best drugs, booze, and porn whores money can buy. The hardest fucking partyer since Rick James, may he rest in peace (See, that shit'll catch up with you!)

Oh, also star of one of the highest rated tv shows, Two and a Half Men, and he made some halfway decent movies in the 80's.
Dude, I got my 8 ball and I'm meeting up with Buffy and Cindy tonight. I'm ready to get my Charlie Sheen on!
by Cagedape February 25, 2011
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afro sheen

a hair care product to help keeps one's afro looking shiny, healthy, and fashionable. usually applied after showering
"james, what the heck are you spraying on your fro?"
"afro sheen, duh, i gots to represent"
by cpt bizarro December 3, 2007
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sheena

A beautiful girl that should be told she is more often. Don't be scared of them. She can be quiet only because she's insecure. If you like a Sheena, TELL HER!!
Player: Damn, Sheena is so damn FINE!
Sweet Guy: No, she's beautiful and I want to tell her, but I'm scared.
by A girl named Sheena December 13, 2012
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