O'Shea

1. A seductive Irish goddess who is known for her dazzling wit, classic beauty, and compassionate spirit

2. A strong aphrodisiac

3. NOT a big ball of cocks

How did Dave get an O'Shea like that?

So I gave some O'Shea to my dog when he began to beg, then he licked his bowl and he looked at me and did the wild thing on my leg.

by farang77 March 23, 2010

Shear

An expression of superiority used by many males and some females on their partners after sexual intercourse. The superior person urinates all over his or hers companion, degrading them, making them feel the inferior person in the relationship. Sometimes used for recreational purposes.

Dude, she wigged me out, i had just pulled a Lord Byron on her and then she asked me to Shear her, so I had to run.

by Alex Sklar May 24, 2004

shears

a person that is not part of a larger group. Such groups are jocks, preps, nerds. A shears is a person that doesn't fit into any of the said groups.

"That Mike kid is a total shears."

by Michael Shears April 6, 2007

shear stupidity

Getting an outrageously expensive haircut that ends up making you look like you got run over by a rusty lawnmower.

Did you see James? He looks like he just stuck his finger in a wall socket.

Yeah, splurging on a haircut like that was shear stupidity.

by backinbowl February 17, 2010

Shearch

The act of scoping out the best place at a crowded party to take a shit

Joe: Dude where have you been?
Steve: Man I've been shearching but there's too many hot girls using all the bathrooms.
Joe: Sucks man. Guess you'll just have to praire dog.

by mshizzle10 January 20, 2015

shear bear

A monster who steals water bottles from little kids and tries to put kids in the copy machine

That guy's stealing he's being a shear bear

by daniel.df3 June 10, 2017

Shea Regan

Shea Regan is an amazing person, and if you betray one I will personally kill you.

Guy: Have you seen Shea Regan?

Guy 2: Yeah, why?
Guy: She’s such a- *gunshot*
Guy 2: >:)

by _-_-_Broken_-_-_-_ February 8, 2019