Sheffield Shagpile

You and your partner dabble in a spot of anal, only for the receiving party to let rip and spray shit all over the giver.

The giver is then so disgusted by the taste of shit that they throw up into the hair of the receiver, ensuring that it drips down onto the bed and ideally the carpet.

Oli had a bad curry and whilst mid throws with Ben and farted. Ben was covered in shit and threw up in Oli's hair, and they had a Sheffield Shagpile on their hands. Not sure if Oli then partook in a Sheffield SickPie.

by KJK72 July 31, 2008

shaff

When you slide the back of your hand across your hairline or upper lip then flick out your index and middle fingers towards the person who did something stupid.

That was such a fail he deserves a shaff!

by Namor9196 December 18, 2009

Sheffield united

A small little football club who have been in the shadow of their rivals a MASSIVE club called Wednesday for many years. A fat little prick named billy sharp can be seen missing chances at their shithole stadium Bramhall lane

“We’re sheffield united and we’re fucking shit”

by Jonny big balls February 5, 2019

shaff

Shaff is a badass fat kid, who makes everyone laugh no matter the situation. Everyone loves him and he gets ALL DA LADIES! I PROMISE...

Wow! That Shaff guy is such a badass.

by Yep. November 18, 2004

shnaff-a-laffa

the state of mind induced when one smokes pot and sniff's coke

i came to a few hours later feeling all shnaff-a-laffa and what not

by Ryan Barnard July 30, 2008

sheffling

shuffle + shelf = seffling, when you shuffle shelfs in your brain

when you need to sort your self out, or clean your brain like a wardrobe then it's called sheffling

by LenaP May 13, 2010

Sheffield Sandwich

When a girl places a flaccid cock and balls between her feet and squeezes

them together as hard as she can. Also known as a "Billinghurst Surprise".

I took her back to my hotel room and she gave me a Sheffield Sandwich.

by MsP January 21, 2015