spastic colon

when colons go crazy

that thing just sprays spastically now, damn spastic colon

by johnjacknamez November 19, 2007

shastacizing

The act of preparing for college weekend at Lake Shasta, California. Must include wearing minimal clothing, a daily regimen of eating only cheeseburgers or burgers (should the cheese run out) and hot dogs. Unnecessary amounts of beer must be consumed by keg stands, beer bongs, or drinking games (such as pass the tap, chandeliers, flip cup, etc.). One must also be prepared to do so in rain or shine.

Lindsay started shastacizing 30 days before the big Shasta trip, starting off by beerbonging champagne at a local party.

by Shasta Love April 8, 2008

Spastical

Something or someone that overflows with spasticness. Also used to describe something crazy but awesome or hilarious when the suffix "Fantastical" is added.

1. "Dude, XXX called me an idiot even though he said you could stop bullets by swinging a sword really fast in front of yourself. He's totally spastical."

2. "I want to watch XXX fight someone, it would be spastical fantastical."

by McDicks May 28, 2010

crack spastic

An insult used by police officers from one station in central London, to describe a person who is completely obnoxious, irritating, incompetent or just plain stupid to such a degree it's funny, can be a member of the public or a colleague, usually a senior officer. Its use is mainly limited to one police station, but is starting to spread

"did you hear that bloke I nicked, saying he was going to get me sacked 'cos his uncle's a barrister?"

"yeah, what an utter fuckin crack spastic!"

by lajopi 292 August 10, 2007

Spastic Pussy

When ones Vagina has become "twitchy" and unable to be inserted by any penis or likewise object due to the "twitchy" pussy causing pain and discomfort.

Example 1 - My spastic pussy means my boyfriend has had to seek intercourse elsewhere.

Example 2 - I have had to go and see a psychiatrist to get my spastic pussy fixed and overcome my mental issues surrounding it.

Example 3- I had some cells removed from my pussy now it's all tight and twitchy like a spastic pussy.

by Nate Eats November 11, 2013

Shatice

Greatest person you'll ever meet. Usually a Scorpio of a Sagittarius. Loyal and honest. When angered or wronged they are prone to hold long-term grudges and wait to take revenge.

Guy 1 : "So you're my best friend right? "
Guy 2: "Yea why?"
Guy 1: "Can u keep a secret? "
Guy 2 : "Umm yea I guess "
Guy 1: "Sooo..I sort of cheated on Shatice last week"
Guy 2: "Well let's get started "
Guy 1: "Doing what exactly? "
Guy 2: "Planning your funeral cuz that bitch bout' to murder u😐

by I Am Great June 29, 2016

shartichoke

When one shart's himself while referring to a Plone site as an artichoke.

He let loose a shartichoke as he was discussing the lack of service being offered by Plone.

by Greco888 August 14, 2009