It... shattered

The quote that you say after whipping a school chromebook with the charger and the shards go everywhere.

"Come on! Do it!"
"Ok..."
*SMASH*
"It... shattered"

by plungebot April 18, 2025

It... shattered

The act of whipping a glass computer screen while on a call with a friend.

person 1: Are you recording?
person 2: Yes.
person 1: Ok... Get back to work!!!!
*BOOM*
person 1: It... shattered

by plungebot April 25, 2025

shatteed

shitfaced, drunk-on-your-ass (arse), stumbling drunk,

hope everyone had a good nite; just got home this minute, am absolutely shatteed... lol nite all

by eagle25000 August 29, 2011

smattered

A term for drug user half way between scattered on the gear and smashed on pot or alcohol at the same time

I'm off my face totally smattered

by scattkatt April 20, 2017

skattered

Hungover

Aw man she fucken skattered from last night

by Nevegilbert December 31, 2017

scattered brain

"'(FLAKE)'".

Scattered brain!

by Jetnosfreak September 7, 2018

shuttered

Uncommon slang for moving someone to another location or position.

Person 1: "Who let that bimbo into our office?"
Person 2: "He was shuttered in by security."

by The Worlds Loneliest Man October 26, 2020