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hurricane sharpie

Attempting to control the weather using nothing more than a marking pen and a map..
Looks like Hurricane Sharpie has veered towards Kansas now!!
by Ski Doggie September 10, 2019
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Momma_sharpie

A beautiful tik toker which does edits and whatever

A amazing tik tok mom
Kind and loving
In a accont called Momma_sharpie on tik tok
Has started her tik tok account on 27 december 2020 and will continue posting till 120million followers
by ItsMollyFull September 8, 2021
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Brown sharpie

When you shid and wipe but the brown just keeps coming. No matter how much you wipe your ass, the toilet paper still has shid on it
Dude 1: dude what took you so long?
Dude 2: it was a brown sharpie
Dude 1: oh damn that’s rough
by DankCheddar76 October 1, 2022
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BROWN SHARPIE

When after taking a shit and wiping, it seems like you're sitting on a brown Sharpie because that toilet paper doesn't get any whiter.
I wait so much I thought I was going to run off toilet paper it was like I was sitting on a "BROWN SHARPIE!"
by Extremejutsu March 31, 2023
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sharpie

1. Slang for a thin, pointy penis. Practically useless for anybody but the owner of said Sharpie, the common response to inquiries regarding one's Sharpie is "None of your business."

2. A brand of permanent markers used to write on almost any surface with pinpoint "sharpness", thus the name "Sharpie".
Joaquin: "Hey, Rob, do you have a Sharpie?" (referring to a marker)

Rob: "Y'know what, Joaquin, that's none of your business." (referring to his penis.)
by Joaquin Rocks! January 1, 2009
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sharpie

1. A long, narrow flat-bottomed New England fishing boat.
2. An Australian Skinhead from the 60's and 70's. Predominantly male,some relics have survived to this day, evolving into Second-hand Dealers or "Truckies"..even "Bikies" The Females were distinguishable by the addition of Mullets to their crew-cut hair-dos'
Example for (2):"Cripes! I thought those Sharpies on the Tram home were gonna kick the shit out of me and Davo,sweetheart.
by Brett Williams June 20, 2005
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Sharpie in his ass

Can be used in any situation but mostly about people who are mad or look mad about something.
Scott- "Look at Mr. Sand he's acting like he has a sharpie in his ass or something."
by Jake196 September 24, 2011
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