Sharking

When a man cuddles up with his sleeping partner and pokes him/her/it with his erect penis.

Martin kept sharking me awake.

by wiffizzle May 5, 2009

Sharks

Sharks is the act of passionate sexy time between a couple. Its very rare to acheive and there have been few documented cases.

Alyson: Sex means nothing to me anymore... can we play sharks instead?

Sam: Lets only ever play sharks

Alyson: Good idea

by Chu...Chu....Chunky November 15, 2010

Shark

To become so desperate and outrageously bad about something, that your action has caused you personally to "jump the shark," making you a shark. Also, to cop out.

"Mike is hanging with his girl again tonight instead of going out with us."
"Ya man, he's totally sharked it."

"Hey guys, I think I'm going to stay in tonight and watch my crash DVD instead of party with you guys."
"SHAAARRRKKKKKK!"

"This party is sharked, lets go."

by Patrick T May 15, 2008

sharking

To engage in overt attempts at procuring a partner of the opposite sex. One can accuse a colleague of sharking by putting your upright, straight hand up to and at right angles to to your nose and forehead, and weaving your head from side-to-side, as if one were a shark in the murky depths.

Billy: (over loud music of club) Quit sharking Tom, you're making a scene, and putting off the girls.
Tom: I can't help it, I haven't had a wank in over a week, and I'll fuck anything tonight.

by Orange Guber October 8, 2003

Sharks

Sharks; adj;The act of benefiting yourself at someone elses despair.

Dawg, You're hella sharks for that one.

by DC Low October 4, 2009

Sharks

Creatures made of rubber that live in the ocean and like to EAT PEOPLE.

"Wow, this ocean water sure is nice."
-"Oh no, I see sharks, let's get out of here before they eat us!"

by mcbrightside February 11, 2010

shark

This is a move when you have a woman on her hands and knees, doggie style. You put your hands together and make your way across the room, while humming the theme from Jaws. Then you cram all 8 fingers into her sloppy cunt.

It wasn't his cock that tore me up! That bastard sharked me!!!

by KarenT August 6, 2007