Surratted

When someone gets hammer drunk in a matter of less than two hours then calls his boss in a drunken stupor asking dumb ass questions and almost gets fired.

My fellow employee when to the bar and got surratted. He surratt it up and almost got fired.

by SkinnyWee March 13, 2023

Shartled

When you get spooked and end up violently shitting yourself

Randy: Dude I went home with a girl last night and she was sitting on my face, but her roommate walked in and she got scared and accidently shat on my face. It was so disgusting I couldn't believe it!
Bob: Dude calm down she just got shartled. Not like she did it on purpose.

by MyWordsAreWeird April 23, 2023

Sharted my shoes

When you leave your shoes on the floor and wake up in the morning, then put your feet in them and feel something squishy and stinky

“AHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK SOMEONE SHARTED MY SHOES!”
“I’m never staying over at Brian’s house again, he sharted my shoes.”

by mrbenzadrine November 17, 2025

Shabarted

When you shart, burp and fart at the same time.

Bro, Hayden just shabarted.

by Lesto December 27, 2025

Krista Sharted

It means she sharted.

Polina: Ewwww who sharted?
Jessica: Krista Sharted

by Cool_Campfire24567 September 25, 2022

Krista Sharted

It means a beautiful girl has beautiful sharts

Friend 1: what is that great smell?
Friend 2: Krista Sharted

by Cool_Campfire24567 September 25, 2022

Krista Sharted

A normal girl sharted

P: Ewww who farted
S: Krista didnt fart, krista sharted

by Cool_Campfire24567 October 1, 2022