Shane

A very weird and confuzzling person who assumes it is a monday when it is infact a friday

Shane: Feels like a Monday

Don: WTF are you saying. get out of this classroom!

by projectoverview April 9, 2010

Shane

A Shane is typically a person of Caucasian descent. Shanes tend to be small slow-witted and lack the needed skills to take care of their personal needs such as hygiene, and independent life skills such as holding a job and moderating alcoholic intake. Shanes also tend to be thieves and lack understanding of boundaries, they will even steal from family and try to hit on relatives wives because no one wants their greasy asses. Shanes will usually be found drinking drawing and looking at pornography some of which is the vilest and disgusting of any nature.

"Girl 1 : hey have you seen shane ? "
"Girl 2: Yeah I just saw him walking that way with his back pack"
"Girl 1: OMG Shane just stole all my jewelery "
"Girl 2: How do you know it was him ? "
"Girl 1: Its Shane think about it"

by Randybobany January 28, 2017

Shane

Autistic kid who doesn't understand the meaning of GO THE FUCK AWAY. Can be a decent person when your not mean to him. Loves Jacksepticeye and Naruto.

Hey Shane, you autistic piece of shit.

by Nigger-Faggot323 August 6, 2017

Shane

Someone who sucks at guitar, and hardcore dances like a dinosaur with tiny arms.

Also can be referred to as a "premature ejaculator"

Totally pulled a Shane.

by Jewmasternazi666 June 28, 2010

shane

Referring to a young man who's testes did not drop yet.

"That kid has tiny balls, he must be a Shane."

by kantar empluim January 11, 2008

Shane

God of everything

You know shane hes god of everything

Shanes a god in bed

by Shane god January 25, 2017

Shane

a atheltic kid, who most of the time is quite funny and fun to be around but can be very annoying at sometimes, can be abusive jokingly around his friends, quite good looking too he pulls alot of bitches, and is good at any sport or video game, he can be dumb most of the time but if he tries he can really be kind of smart. A shane is A good freind in the end to be around
PS: Shanes love faith

Did u hear Shane won the race and kissed faith after winning it.

by trubutlameboy June 27, 2022