Sham

1)A Fake, a fraud
2)A horny asshole who pretends to love 12 year-olds in order to get porn from them
3)A scary Fat bastard who likes pictures of 12 year-olds and will do anything to get them
4)An asshole who looks at porno pics of 12-year olds because thats the only action he'll ever get

Look at that perv, he's such a Sham.
Man, that dude is looking at pics of 12-year-olds, he's such a Sham

by A People February 01, 2008

Sham Life/Life’s a sham

Your life is such a sham that even a sham wow can’t help you

Lmao I’m in such deep shit my sham life/life’s a sham

by I’m ok’nt October 20, 2019

to sham

to leave an email unanswered in order to avoid the impending drama attached to said email

question:"Did you get Bigface's email bro?"
reply: "I got it but I'm going to sham it for a few days to let the steam blow off of it"

by the yankee cowboy December 10, 2007

shammed

very cold and very tired

i am feeling very shammed today.

by kounovsky..1209 November 15, 2010

sham process

Any process that is in actually a non-process, something that is in fact such specifically in order to prevent the truth from coming out.

The confirmation hearing for Brett Kavanaugh was a sham process since there is wide consensus that damaging and provable evidence was actively suppressed.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2019

sham President

A President that was not elected legitimately, usually one that came into power with some degree of outside assistance.

I don’t like thinking of myself as a sham President but when I get all down about it I just bring myself back to realizing that everything I am and have ever done is frankly a complete sham.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2019

Sham Pooh

Odorless feces. Preferred by some who enjoy defecation as a component of the sexual experience, but are offended by what some may consider the unfavorable stench of fecal matter.

Nathan was meticulous with his diet so as to leave only sham pooh on his partner after "sex".

by Truckdriver April 16, 2009