Sexpedition

To embark on an expedition for the sole purpose of getting laid. Be sure to bring your rain gear!

Tom went on a sexpedition last night at the local skag bar; he hadn't been laid in months.

by crazymeatball January 15, 2011

Sexpectations

The time your Mrs offers you the best sex to not go out on a Sunday with the lads by offering you things sexually your Mum would die to hear.

As in "Pwease don't go pub today, I'll do rude things to you your Mum wouldn't love to hear" "wow, those are some big sexpectations"

by Raypist August 20, 2013

Sexpedition

A journey of 100 miles or greater taken by an individual for the purpose of getting laid. Can be automobile, aircraft, boat, bicycle, horseback, whatever

Hey man, can I borrow your motorcycle? Kayla wants some and I need to go on a sexpedition

by seasick mystic October 3, 2018

Bottom Separation

When the mass of lava gathered at the bottom of a lava lamp separates...it's like a drip working against gravity, however, it would be inaccurate to call it a "drip."

see also top drip

Ah...not another bottom separation!

by istandwitness October 6, 2005

premature separation

When you are banging away hard with long strokes and you slip out accidentally, often followed by missing the hole on the way back in and breaking your penis.

"Dude, last night I was at it so hard, but now I can hardly walk, bad case of premature separation, I think I broke it."

by defactoboy July 5, 2019

Titty Separation

When a women's tits are so saggy that they are basically two seperate islands floating in the wind

Guy 1: Did you see Margaret at the party yesterday
Guy 2: Ya, her age has really gained her a bad case of Titty Separation

by 420BlazinBilly March 22, 2015

Speration of church and state

A big joke my the govenment, to make us think that we have rights.

"Speration of church and state", was contriticed with the Gay marrige ban.

by Rachael.giraff November 4, 2008