Serial monogamist

A descriptor for a person who has commitment issues but does not engage in cheating or infidelity. A serial monogamist likes the emotional and physical intimacy of relationships and therefore seeks partners who want a longterm romantic relationship. A serial monogamist may or may not warn their partner about their fear of commitment. (Often the partners foolishly believe they will be able to change this about the serial monogamist.)

The relationship may be short-lived or it may last a few months to years, however the serial monogamist is always holding back and if the other partner in the romance pushes at all, the serial monogamist will end the relationship swiftly and often without emotion.
Serial monogamist: I broke up with my boyfriend.

Friend: What???? You guys have been together for three years!

Serial monogamist: I know... I really liked him.

Friend: What happened?

Serial monogamist: He asked me to marry him.

Friend: You're such a serial monogamist!
by Word Vixen November 29, 2009
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serial rapist

someone who enjoys humping Kellog's products.
What's this white stuff on the Corn Flakes?
Oh, no! Steve the serial rapist must have gotten to it again!
by jojo20 April 18, 2005
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Serial slut

Any person who will sleep with multiple partners in a given, limited period of time, but only singly; i.e. not into threesomes, etc.
"That bitch was with ten guys at the party last night, but she only did 'em one at a time!"
" Yeah, she's a serial slut."
by AMasterfulMind August 12, 2016
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Serial Chatter

Someone who only wants to chat/text on social media sites and hook up apps, but never wants to meet in real life. This person always texts you saying how handsome, sexy, or how beautiful you are. However when the time comes to finally meet in person, they always decline because they can not host, travel, drive, or go out after dark because they are scared. This type of person is a total loser, and only enjoys playing games online in real life.
Fernando is a Serial Chatter because he texts me constantly on Tinder, but can never meet me because he claims he can not leave his mother alone at home.
by Charles Tomley August 14, 2016
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serial slayer

used to replace "seriously"

originates from the movie Serial Slayer
"I cant believe she made out with that guy"

"I know! Serial slayer"
by lwindy February 19, 2008
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supa serial

VERY serious about something. Also see fo serial
I'm supa serial you guys!
by Andre!ta October 14, 2007
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serial audience

People who unintentually recieve a message that was not intended for them. Or they recieve a message indirectly.
Marlena recieved an email from John to show him how bad the spelling is in an email. He is a serial audience because the point of the email was not ment foe him.
by Eternally Happy child February 28, 2018
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