semen sapling

Another name for Bradford Pear trees, namely because of the aroma they emit during the summer. For some reason they produce the exact smell one would find at a gay orgy: hot, raw jizz. The smell can be so strong that one can smell it for miles at a time while driving with the windows down permitting discomfort and nausea.

I can't stand going outside because all I can smell are those cursed semen saplings!

by Servemaster June 27, 2008

Semen.

A source of currency for hookers.

Ash: What do you use to pay those cheerleaders you travel with?
Gary: I pay them with my semen.

by Gokudera191 February 4, 2010

Semenema

When a man ejaculates deep inside a woman's rectum, causing her to have a neverending sloppy bowel movement soon after.

Guy-"You know it's hard for me to stay awake after we have sex. Why'd you take so long in the bathroom, honey?"

Girl-"Because you gave me a semenema and i couldn't stop pooping, silly."

Guy-"ZZzzzzzzz...."

by gutterwater March 14, 2009

selective mutism

Selective mutism is a social anxiety disorder in which a person who is normally capable of speech is unable to speak in given situations.

Paul Jefferson and his nephew Bruce Jones both have selective mutism.

by Caitlin13579 March 20, 2008

Seme

Japanese for the partner on top. Used in conjunction with uke and yaoi.

Koudo Yoji

by Alyson March 31, 2003

Select & Save

A marvellous 24/7 store located in Broomhill, Sheffield. It is home to the infamous pone bone wine and £8 vodka.

When we say 24/7, we mean 24/7, 365 days of the year. They really love selecting & saving.

Beloved of students everywhere due to their erratic sleeping patterns and frequent need of alcohol and munchies.

King Edwards kids are just sour because they've starting ID'ing now.

May also be referred to as Nisa, by the elders, or spend and save by people fond of their Tesco-competing offers.

Student 1:It's 4am, where will I go to get doritoes/alcohol/pone bone?

Student 2: It's ok, select & save is open ;)

by Maximator June 29, 2011

Semen Supplements

The cum loads a wife acquires while her husband is out of town on business or any extended length of time.

Baby, I wasn't really cheating on you, I was simply taking semen supplements because you were out of town for so long and you didn't leave any for me in a bowl like you promised you would.

by Ranchgirls November 25, 2020