A sexual act consisting of allowing Ryan Simpson to oil up your body and striking you violently with his penis.
The Majestic Seabass is a sexual maneuver performed originally by Ryan Simpson. However, it has been widely recognized by popular trend to still currently only be performed by Ryan Simpson. A Majestic Seabass must always be capitalized by written text because it is a proper name for Ryan Simpson's genatalia. To render the letters lower-case is a vile act of degradation to Ryan Simpson's cock. The Majestic Seabass is an act of gratification and pleasure only given to the performer and not the receiver. Receivers of the Majestic Seabass may end up smelling like fish because of the popularly recognized rumor that Ryan Simpson's penis smells like fish - and arguably: Seabass. With a penis that smells like Seabass and a name like 'Majestic Seabass', how can one go wrong?
The Majestic Seabass is a sexual maneuver performed originally by Ryan Simpson. However, it has been widely recognized by popular trend to still currently only be performed by Ryan Simpson. A Majestic Seabass must always be capitalized by written text because it is a proper name for Ryan Simpson's genatalia. To render the letters lower-case is a vile act of degradation to Ryan Simpson's cock. The Majestic Seabass is an act of gratification and pleasure only given to the performer and not the receiver. Receivers of the Majestic Seabass may end up smelling like fish because of the popularly recognized rumor that Ryan Simpson's penis smells like fish - and arguably: Seabass. With a penis that smells like Seabass and a name like 'Majestic Seabass', how can one go wrong?
Adelle: Oh, well, hello. What brings you to my bedroom at such a quaint time?
Joseph: Oh, nothing, my dear. Fancy meeting you here.
Adelle: Your sentiments have been reciprocated dear friend. Would you mind majestically seabassing me all over?
Joseph: You have tarnished the good name of the Majestic Seabass by speaking it in lower case! May the power of Majestic Seabass compel you!! *buffets Adelle with penis after oiling her up*
Now, would you like a sloppy falafel?
Joseph: Oh, nothing, my dear. Fancy meeting you here.
Adelle: Your sentiments have been reciprocated dear friend. Would you mind majestically seabassing me all over?
Joseph: You have tarnished the good name of the Majestic Seabass by speaking it in lower case! May the power of Majestic Seabass compel you!! *buffets Adelle with penis after oiling her up*
Now, would you like a sloppy falafel?
by Ralphyy Ashinn November 10, 2010
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Drenched in ashen beams, her face was an angelic visage of delicate ivory, olive in hue, and thick dark lashes staring downward to the opened novel held at her chest...Sebastiana-Victoria Marinucci 2006
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a particularly odourous vagina caused by excessive heat around the crotch area. a common problem for women in; hot weather and/or man made polyester undergarments.
sheesh! Serena babby, i've been wearing these plastic panties so long its like a seabass sauna in my region de gash!
by melvin cottervich January 28, 2007
Get the seabass sauna mug.adj. describing that which is most refined, magnificent, and appealing. Often refers to an ideal that many strive to achieve, but likely never will. An unparalleled perfection.
Girl: Mom, I met the most amazing person. He's a drop-dead gorgeous rocket scientist with a beautiful soul and a great sense of humor. He just might be absolutely perfect.
Mom: There's no such thing as perfect. There's got to be a catch.
Girl: Hmm, but what if he were born with Sebastianic traits?
Mom: If so, you'd be the luckiest girl alive!
Mom: There's no such thing as perfect. There's got to be a catch.
Girl: Hmm, but what if he were born with Sebastianic traits?
Mom: If so, you'd be the luckiest girl alive!
by mmGT April 24, 2011
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by YungSeabass November 6, 2019
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Origin- Season 3, Episode 7 of NBC's 'Park and 'Recreation,' Ben (Adam Scott) does not understand the town's obsession with a mini-horse named Li’l Sebastian.
Origin- Season 3, Episode 7 of NBC's 'Park and 'Recreation,' Ben (Adam Scott) does not understand the town's obsession with a mini-horse named Li’l Sebastian.
While his coworkers played Angry Birds during their coffee breaks, Ted viewed the game and their obsession as a real Li’l Sebastian.
by Balcer April 13, 2011
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