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Seagull

A friend, lover, co-worker who finds no shame in swooping in and gobbling up your discarded food. They don’t care who’s around and who sees them do it, waste not want not is their motto. They don’t share there food, they only eat yours.
I feel bad, I can’t finish this huge sandwich.
Don’t worry, Matt will be here soon and he’s a total Seagull !!!
by *gypsy* October 3, 2008
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The seagull

While having sex on the beach quickly stick your penis in the sand then re-insert it into your partner and watch them flap around like a seagull.
I gave Britney the seagull last night shit was funny as hell!
by Pudding pop January 12, 2009
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Screaming Seagull

When you're fucking your girl on the beach, and you pull your dick out, stick it in the sand and stuff it back in.
Did you hear her get that screaming seagull last night? Wow.
by Lemondropshotxo September 15, 2016
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a flock of seagulls

well known for their bizarrely teased haircuts A Flock of seagulls formed in the 1980s by Mike Score (lead vocals, keyboards)his brother Ali (drums), Frank Maudsley (bass)Paul Reynolds (guitarist).They made hits like I ran (so far away),space age love song and wishing.There album story of a young heart failed to produce any hit singles later the band broke mike score made a new line up for a flock of seagulls and they are still touring.
I think the best AFOS songs are "The Traveller","Electrics" and "Space age love song"
by Flock Fan April 29, 2005
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squawking seagull

When having sex on the beach or any other sandy surface near a large body of water the male removes his penis from the female vagina, dips it in the sand, then reinserts his penis into the vagina thus causing the female to squawk and scream.
My girlfriend wont go to the beach with me anymore since I gave her the squawking seagull last time we went together.
by in the know2 July 29, 2009
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Seagulling

When watching others have sex in a car, you wank off and spunk on the wind screen then run away.
I was walking through a car park and saw a couple getting it on, I had no choice really. A bit of seagulling was in order so I knocked one out and seagulled them!!!
by KamMan April 16, 2013
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seagulling

Seagulling is a variation on the sexual practice of bukkake, with the crucial difference that in this case the recipients are unwilling.

One person learns about two people that are going to have sex and works out the location of the aforementioned event. Then he gathers as many guys as possible and packs them into the room where it's going to take place. The guys hide in cupboards, behind curtains - basically, wherever there is a place to hide. Then when the couple look like they're about to finish, everyone runs out and ejaculates all over them and then proceeds to run around them, flapping their arms like birds and making seagull noises.
Mike's friends thought seagulling on him and Susan would be great fun, so they all hid until the time was right.
by mynameislucy July 8, 2005
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