Seahorsetitious 

A disease in which a person shows an obsessed love of sea horses. They often claim that seahorse are quite beautiful and unreal. The patients noticed with this disease often have a love for taylor swift. Seahorsetitious can be a very deadly disease, in some cases, severe hair-loss may occur. Patients also may become very psychotic, and at some point may lead to believe that they are seahorses and that they belong with their fellow friends under the sea. Sometimes therapy is very strongly recommended. This disease is untreatable, and un-curable. Therapy may reduce urges, but that is all. Many people die of drowning from this disease each year due to searching for their fellow mates. Also, people are sometimes fined for engaging in sexual contact with other seahorse.

Some young men have seahorsetitious.

Seahorsetitious by -KING OF DOCTORS. July 20, 2010

Seahorsing 

When a guy/girl is bent over their phone, while in stature that resembles the appearance of a sea horse (and usually on social media).

That guy has been seahorsing on his phone for an hour.

That girl looks like a seahorse when she surfs Facebook on her phone.

You seahorsed a lot last night while you were drunk.

Seahorsing by WestAndLondon January 20, 2018

Flying sea horse 

When two people are having sex and the female is in revers cow girl and she flaps her arms and caws like a bird

Dude me and my girl friend are gonna try the flying sea horse

Flying sea horse by Bear801gin February 3, 2012

sea horse 

the indication to end an unwanted conversation

say "Sea horse" to indicate you are done talking with that person. Equivilant to "this conversation is over"

sea horse by J.S.H.T. January 18, 2009

Seahorsed 

When a female individual gets pregnant, gives birth, then leaves the baby behind with the father aka single dad status. This does not include if female is deceased and father is left to care for child on his own. This is solely for females who have left the male with their child on purpose; she has seahorsed the man.

Jenny: So you just left him with your baby?
Franny: Fuck yeah I seahorsed that fool. I'll come back after there's some mental trauma established so I can pretend I was always caring mother.

Seahorsed by Clibbz June 19, 2019

seahorseguy

seahorseguy is the best person ever!!!!!!!! seahorseguy is a rlly cool and funny person.

“seahorseguy is awesome”

seahorseguy by V4mp_XD March 11, 2022

Seahorsing 

A hypothetical scenario in which a man gives birth through his penis so that his woman doesn't have to go through childbirth, similar to the way in which a male seahorse carries a female seahorse's child in nature. A man who is willing to seahorse for his significant other must truly love them due to the likely excruciating pain that is almost as bad as being punched in the balls.

Adam loves Dasha so much that he is seahorsing for her so that he can bear the pain of childbirth in her place (or at least that's what he said since I don't think that's actually physically possible.

Seahorsing by Cumboideluxepaypig November 6, 2023